Learning Annex instructor Donald Trump apparently cannot sue the pants off someone just because their so-called "facts" negatively impact Donald Trump's self-esteem.

We hope that when we reach whatever the equivalent of our 1,000th issue is — probably Item No. 50,000,000,000, cranked out under duress after a bitter, mop-wielding Coffee Bean barista tells us they closed over an hour ago — we have achieved the kind of clout displayed this week by Entertainment Weekly. There, in…