@BullfightsOnAcid: Hah.. he has a th ing for "The world's greatest..." .. the most laughable being the tagline underneath the tacky brass circus-fonted "Trump's Ice Cream Parlor" emblazoned on the marble vestibule wall of Trump Tower, which reads "The world's finest ice cream" or some shit.
It's like.. I'm pretty sure your stupid 1890s-themed ice cream parlor built to appeal to fat midwestern tourists who are fans of The Apprentice enough to venture inside that awfully bawdy brass 1980s-style building does not compete with the Pistachio gelato I had atop a chocolate crepe at Lago di Como, but that's just me...
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Don't get too excited, only self-acclaimed-billionaires can afford them.
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Justice is a dish best served with Trump Steaks, The World's Greatest Steaks.
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It's like.. I'm pretty sure your stupid 1890s-themed ice cream parlor built to appeal to fat midwestern tourists who are fans of The Apprentice enough to venture inside that awfully bawdy brass 1980s-style building does not compete with the Pistachio gelato I had atop a chocolate crepe at Lago di Como, but that's just me...
07/15/09
inside.. that carnival font is not so sophisticated..
haha.. Oh, Trump...
07/15/09
If this is a mistake, it's the best mistake ever:
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