Elsewhere in Metro Detroit, police were called to a home in Clawson after a neighbor claimed they heard a woman screaming for her boyfriend to stop amid what sounded like a violent altercation.

Virginia congressman Eric Cantor went on Meet the Press yesterday to endorse Mitt Romney, and he said "fart" instead of "fought." The representative has a point, of course. The GOP primary race has essentially been one giant, continuous, squelching fart joke. [Via]