The smartest one of the bunch was the mythical "David" who works in "Cougar trading." Given the current economy and zeitgeist, he'll have the most success.
I asked her if she had ever thought of dating so-called normal people. She twirled around, took a sip from her champagne flute and asked happily, "How do normal people pay for champagne?"
dear afro-chin:
You are vile, and though you may not hear this much, I can say unequivocally that I would never date you.
@OrneryBabe: That's the worst hair since, well, hair was invented. Plus, take a look at the photo. He appears to have some giant tumor in the mouth region.
@NYM: Than her vapid "fashion" girlfriends, I presume. Probably because they buy her champagne, the consumption of which is to her the same thing as the decomposing of meat is to worms: the reason for existence.
@OrneryBabe: No, i've done that recently. I assure you, with the pain and watching the blackened nail growing it, slamming fingers is far more interesting, and probably less painful than listening to the vapid chatter.
@Niko Bellic: I thought their raison d'etre was sucking men like that dry, discarding the husks, and moving on to the next victim. But i bet the champers is a close second.
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What thou art promis'd. Yet do I fear thy nature,
It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness
To catch the nearest way.
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dear afro-chin:
You are vile, and though you may not hear this much, I can say unequivocally that I would never date you.
signed,
A normal man.
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Being alone with her slow-moving thoughts in a room where no one is buying her things and telling her she is pretty.
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