@iplaudius: Well, I'll make no judgments about Marisa's face or body. But when men are short, or bald, or have small penises, women are all too happy to joke about these facts as though men choose to be hairless, short and poorly endowed. More importantly, the attitude is one of laughable fault, as though, had they studied more in high school, they too would have fit the standards of the women discussing them. I'm not suggesting that patriarchy doesn't exist and that we should try not to be douchebags when discussing women. All I'm saying is that, women do it all the time.
@Hey_mikey: Sure there are women who do this. It is no where near as prevalent as the boy's sneers toward pretty much any woman who isn't a supermodel ..and even some of those.
I may have misspoken when saying it ONLY happens when it is about women.
Everyone has opinions but I really believe most women handle the dissemination of those opinions much better than most men.
Either way it is annoying. I hate people who "people watch" in real life just as much as I dislike the people who do so through the Internet.
@Hey_mikey: The point is, on this site, these types of insults are far more frequently hurled at women.
Perhaps it is to be expected when the subject is a woman such as Julia Allison, whose interest and social identity are in large part defined by her appearance and sexuality. Mayer, by contrast, is interesting because of what she is doing with Google.
People rarely go after men of Mayer’s professional stature—or, if not stature, notoriety. I can’t recall a pattern of looks-based insults in, say, the comments on articles on Peter Thiel, Sergey Brin, Rupert Murdoch, or, for that matter, Luke Russert or George Stephanopoulos. That is the sexist bias: people tend not to make such comments about men, but they frequently make such comments about women like Marisa Mayer.
There is an exception: male subjects typically get criticized for their looks only when they draw attention to their looks or sexuality: e.g., Scott Brown, John Fitzgerald Page, and Paul Janka.
I see the Gawker editors' contest to see who can post the most unflattering photo of Marissa Mayer is still running strong. Did she big-time Denton at a new media conference or something?
@Nick Douglas: Shhh, we've decided to hush up the Mayer mutant army because they're good for pageviews. One of them's bound to physically eat Larry Page one of these days, right?
I'm off to conduct an experiment. Having loaded Google Goggle onto my Droid, I'm going to photograph an IPhone and see if's recognized. Don't blame me should flames start shooting out of the circuitry at Cern.
Can't you airbrush her photos before publication, and maybe add some soft-light filtering along with digital weight loss, the way Glamour magazine does?
Stay turned for my piece on Sandcank Tigers, where I detail the women who try to get men who wear sandals with cankles to attempt to get to second base with them only to have them get rejected and cry like the vulnerable, cankle-having, sandal-wearing sissies they are.
I don't understand where that term came from. Is it supposed to be "heavage" like a manly heaving chest? Or is it really supposed to be "he-vage" as in he's a he? Because the latter seems more childish and sorority-girl, and would appear to better fit this topic.
I am hardly one who keeps up on every new fashion trend, though that's tempered by living in Los Angeles and seeing them happen early on in the overall gestation period... BUT, isn't the whole man cleavage thing about three years old at this point? Why is it reaching media saturation at this exact moment? Is it a second wave?
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@MyNameIsChris: Too bad the "Great Appalachian Happy Trail" trend pioneered by mewling troubadour Devendra Banhart and various Silver Laké dudes didn't catch on. It's kind of hot.
@TroisFilles: ..Like you wouldn't be tempted to map out the topography of that happy trail in the minutest detail if pictured yodeling Venezuelan Jesus landed in your bedroom! Girl, please!
PS: I am appalled at my weekend eve commenting personality. It's very Id-ish. Huh.
@snugbug: That is horrible. Though I have wondered why pubes haven't worked their curly selves into more trends. I keep expecting to turn on the Oscars and see Nicole Kidman with a big patch cut out of her gown.
Meanwhile, I think Devendra needs to either show the brillo or the happy trail, but not both. Both feels like the first and last pages of a novel printed side by side.
@Steverino Begins: I dunno.. From a hetero female POV, I find the combo of a hairless chest dotted by erect nipples and a bushy maquis down below pretty attractive. That being said, I want to strangle Devendra once he opens his mouth.
@MyNameIsChris: Come think of it, the hipster contingent got outpriced of Echo Park, too. Highland Park, Eagle Rock (maybe?)--otherwise, Boyle Heights, and penciled-in eyebrowed, gangsta cholitas laughing their skinny asses off the sidewalk..
@snugbug: You can swing Eagle Rock man... I left Echo Park last year for beautiful secluded Mt. Washington. Added bonus: I always feel safe being surrounded by lesbians.
@snugbug: Off topic, I suppose - but back in the '80s, I dated a guy who lived in Eagle Rock... His license plate was "MR COGS" (his last name was "Cogswell") and he had a waterbed and a cocker spaniel. What was I thinking?
@ejcsanfran: Ha! That's hilarious--in retrospect, of course. It reminds me of one of my exes, an adorable, brilliant writer who lived in Eagle Rock--just the cat's meow, really--except I had to gift him a Trader Joe's gift card so he could buy groceries. Mind you, I couldn't just "buy" the fucking groceries for him, which I would have done with all my love; that would have been "humiliating." So I had to go through this ballet of hypocrisy whereby I gave him a $100 Trader Joe's gift card for Xmas, and be all "La-de-da.. Happy Christmas, sweetie!"
He's still brilliant and now no longer broke. Unlike me.
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Also, she actually does have feet.
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This is not good. Clothes, maybe. But comments about her face and body?
Also, it seems you do this only or mainly when it’s about a woman. So stop being sexist.
Cheers,
iplaudius
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Regardless it IS true that this really only happens with posts about women.
You know that this is only because everyone making these comments is God's gift to beauty, right?
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And I really should show them my “tits.”
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I may have misspoken when saying it ONLY happens when it is about women.
Everyone has opinions but I really believe most women handle the dissemination of those opinions much better than most men.
Either way it is annoying. I hate people who "people watch" in real life just as much as I dislike the people who do so through the Internet.
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The posts were like crack for sad cubicle farm tech worker-bee guys with chips on their shoulders and nothing cleverer to say than "show us yer tits"
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Perhaps it is to be expected when the subject is a woman such as Julia Allison, whose interest and social identity are in large part defined by her appearance and sexuality. Mayer, by contrast, is interesting because of what she is doing with Google.
People rarely go after men of Mayer’s professional stature—or, if not stature, notoriety. I can’t recall a pattern of looks-based insults in, say, the comments on articles on Peter Thiel, Sergey Brin, Rupert Murdoch, or, for that matter, Luke Russert or George Stephanopoulos. That is the sexist bias: people tend not to make such comments about men, but they frequently make such comments about women like Marisa Mayer.
There is an exception: male subjects typically get criticized for their looks only when they draw attention to their looks or sexuality: e.g., Scott Brown, John Fitzgerald Page, and Paul Janka.
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That's her leotard look. Classy!
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I would like more Western Europeans to visit the United States. It's so nice to see how they dress, for the most part.
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Nevermind. I'm retarded and this was covered in the post.
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PS: I am appalled at my weekend eve commenting personality. It's very Id-ish. Huh.
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Meanwhile, I think Devendra needs to either show the brillo or the happy trail, but not both. Both feels like the first and last pages of a novel printed side by side.
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He's still brilliant and now no longer broke. Unlike me.