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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    I will personally fly into Gatwick if she covers You're So Vain tomorrow.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    They're running a "win a date with shower lady" contest. Second prize, however, is a shower pack including Burger King cologne.
    #headasplode
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Someone ought to choke that chicken.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    She makes me want to put Honey Mustard on my Nuggets.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    American men don't need any help masturbating. Just look at Congress.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    12/10/09

    @Swifter: Ha! +1 for you, Swifter. Against my will, I laugh.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/10/09

    @katastic: I swear off squirrel for the holidays, just for you. ;)
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger King?

    Has anyone told Prince Charles?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    It's brilliant that somebody is finally capitalizing on the morningwood phenomenon. I mean, it's been well over a decade since Beavis and Butthead first discovered it.
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    Edited by Mount_Prion at 12/10/09 10:51 AM Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    One thing the Brit and American BKs have in common? Squishy buns.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger Bikinis go right to my hips
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    Image of girlymag girlymag
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    I just told the chicken to take a shower and he went around the corner to what was apparently the bathroom and returned with a towel.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/10/09

    @girlymag: I told him to turn off the light and apparently he stopped listening at "turn" because all he did was turn in a circle.
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    Image of GracieAteMyChild GracieAteMyChild
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Meanwhile, Taco Bell's dinner-time poop cam languishes in obscurity.
     Reply
    blix promoted this comment GracieAteMyChild was starred GracieAteMyChild was unstarred
    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    12/10/09

    @GracieAteMyChild: For some...
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/10/09

    @GracieAteMyChild: Excellent.

    You realize, of course, that Taco Bell will now appropriate this idea. Look for it on the Internet come Wednesday.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @GracieAteMyChild: Nothing like pissing out of your asshole after a good buffet of "mexican" fast food.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    part of that girl has been supersized.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    That don't look like no bathroom of someone who subsists on the BK Value Menu.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/10/09

    @Aaron Altman: It looks like the bathroom of the golfer that she's having an affair with.
     Reply
    Edited by Brad Brown at 12/10/09 11:18 AM Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    11/19/09

    In reply to McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible

    Yes, the new Chelsea McDonald's is basically the Versailles of fast food restaurants.

    Sorry, that award goes to the McDonald's in the Nyugati train station in Budapest.
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    11/19/09

    In reply to McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible
    Does anyone remember when Burger King attempted to have table service? I'm sure it was test market thing, but it was completely ridiculous. They would give you these dinner baskets and everyone, from the employees to the customers, were completely confused as to what was going on.
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