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    What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Please remove the photo from this post immediately. Everytime I see it somehow it looks like she's spreading her cheeks with her hands instead of cupping her boobs. I know this is probably my perception problem and not yours, but I am concerned about choking on my own vomit and boy am I feeling litigious right now.
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    Image of WhiteMan'sBourbon WhiteMan'sBourbon
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Not to be pedantic but it's "post hoc ergo PROPTER hoc"


    Gratias tibi ago

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    @antisocialite:


    Venisti, vidisti, pilisti, odisti.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: In Vino Veritas.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns):


    With Beero, I'm an ass.


    Yeah, yeah... shut up :)

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Isn't that exactly what Richard did to the Gawker video guy last week?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    (btw Stein was testing us. after this, therefore officer this?)

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Twat waffles?
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    The photo wasn't necessary. That is all.
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    Image of General Halfshaftery General Halfshaftery
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Whenever i hear of Sharon Stone i think all the way back to the summer of 1993. For you see Ms. Stone had a much-anticipated film opening named Sliver, her first since Basic Instinct. Anyway, naturally the movie was terrible, but the Vanity Fair/Vogue/GQ article i read stayed with me much longer than a write up about an actress should.


    Thank you for your time.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    05/03/09

    @General Halfshaftery: I seem to remember that the Sliver soundtrack was decent - my college roommate played it constantly. So, not a total lost cause.
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    Image of irishbreakfast irishbreakfast
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Josh,
    I was hopeful, with all the latin and such ("brekkers"! ). But Sharon Stone is "old"? Really? If she's old, you're much too young to be out in public wearing long pants and airing your opinions.
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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    05/02/09

    @irishbreakfast: @cellardoor: Ok ok. She's older. She's a slightly older woman. She's not old old.
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    Image of Golly Gee Holly Golly Gee Holly
    05/02/09

    @Joshua Stein: She's old. She acts like a crazy cat lady, therefore (regardless of actual age) she's old.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/02/09

    @Joshua Stein: @irishbreakfast: She's 51. That doesn't qualify her as a pensioner, but that ain't young. I beleive she's what would be termed "middle aged".
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    Image of WindowSeat WindowSeat
    05/02/09

    @Joshua Stein: She's "Hollywood Old."
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/02/09

    @WindowSeat: 'Course, in Hollywood's unique mathmatics being born in March of 1958 makes an Actress 39 (ish).
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/02/09

    @Golly Gee Holly: Brava! I was trying to think of how to describe what I think about how she comes across and I think you've hit it right on the head.


    If she didn't have a fabulous body and a lot of money, she'd be living in a studio apartment with 30 cats and one litterbox for all.


    Which proves that you can be really hot and still crazy as sh*t.

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    Image of cellardoor cellardoor
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Sharon Stone is "old?" Gawd, you make it so easy to see your ridiculousness.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/02/09

    @cellardoor: It all depends on your frame of reference. She's 51 (about a month older than Alec Baldwin). He also said that she's famous and attractive.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/02/09

    @cellardoor: I remember in the '70s Playboy had a feature about how attractive "older" women could be. All the women pictured were over 25 but under 30.


    I guess old is always a sort of subjective thing.

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    Image of karion karion
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Great to read you, Joshua. You know I love you the most.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    I woke up this morning and requested my cat stop vomiting on my pillow. Maybe if I were more like Sharon Stone she would have listened to me.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/02/09

    @Private Hangnail: My cat does shit like that sometimes. I just tap her on the head with a Nebuchadnezzar of Champagne and she goes off and sulks in the corner.
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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    Then, not sufficiently inspired, she let loose a primal she-growl and lobbed the enormous bottle at the wall; it shattered, unfortunately, all over Guernica, which had been hanging there, shredding the canvas into a million profound and booze-soaked threads.
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    05/02/09

    In reply to What To Make Sharon Stone in the Morning
    It's too early in the morning for logical fallacies.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    05/02/09

    @friend_of_a_friend: This.
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