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HiredGoons
05/07/09

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I wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of his little-Bishop-in-a-turtleneck.
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Baroness
05/07/09

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I just want to channel Michael K for a second:

"Escandalo!!"

Thank you. Also, what the hell kind of GD outfit is that?
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@Baroness: I am so picking up a copy of TV Notas tonight at the bodega. Santo Dios!
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Baroness
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: Si, si!- Amorosos Peligrosos! . Ay yay.

As for the "horns" you mentioned in another thread, we all know it was a mistranslation of "rays of light" from your glorious visage.( Honestly, how do you take the subway with those things? You must get business cards from modelling agencies and Jesus-freaks all the time.) I don't know whether to blame the gay Greeks or those lazy hippie Renaissance Italians for that typo.

Hm, whom else can I offend in this post.. okay, never turn your back on a Manx.

Sex-starved and small-fingered.
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Lizawithazee
05/07/09

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"...the church is not a museum for saints but a hospital for sinners"--- see, that's when they lost me. Saints are cool. Sinners are just tawdry. And who the fuck wants to go to the hospital? Not me.
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rudi_freude
05/07/09

@Lizawithazee:
And that's why Jesus always hung out with the sinners and not the Pharisees.
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HiredGoons
05/07/09

@rudi_freude: he was a voyeur.
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rudi_freude
05/07/09

@HiredGoons:
THAT explains why God sees EVERYTHING!
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HiredGoons
05/07/09

@rudi_freude: *clap *clap *clap
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belltolls
05/07/09

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Piece be with you padre.
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@belltolls: "Communion wafer? Why, I hardly know her!"
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belltolls
05/07/09

@scroll_lock: This might be a first; Mass jokes on Gawker. Call us a call at Et Cum Spiri-200.
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@belltolls: A first indeed- just because he liked Christie's Corpus!
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DaveCrabtree
05/07/09

@belltolls: I think it's Et Cum Spiri 2-2-0. At least in my nieghborhood it was.
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belltolls
05/07/09

@DaveCrabtree: Of course it is. God struck my typing fingers dumb.
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DaveCrabtree
05/08/09

@belltolls: Hey, no prob. Just thought I'd help out a fellow Catholic old enough to remember the Latin service. Dominus vobiscum.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
05/08/09

@belltolls: Veni sancte spiritus, indeed!
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Hydroceph
05/07/09

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He should just become Episcopalian. Then he get all the bootie he wants.
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HiredGoons
05/07/09

@Hydroceph: or Mormon.
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mfnher
05/07/09

@HiredGoons: Yeah, but with the Episcopals he can switch to boys if he is so inclined.
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Queen of the Passive Aggressives
05/07/09

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There's a totally hot priest in a parish near me - STANDING ROOM ONLY! Why fire this guy when people would actually show up for once? I'd consider confessing.
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: The confessional. Could there be a sexier enclosed space on earth? What is up with the Catholics making everything so hot and then torturing you with it?
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PikaDar Brisetout
05/07/09

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Bravo! The only Catholic priest I ever had any respect for asked me if I'd seen the movie My Cousin Vinny and then told me he thought Marissa Tomei "certainly was a very attractive woman."
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@PikaDar: My favorite priest, a Jesuit, of course, fired me from my job as an English tutor at a catholic prep school. "I'm sorry, Miss BookishLookish, you are just too distracting to the boys." Then he took me out to lunch and flirted with me like a demon.
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bytememehard
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: He was just testing you to see if you were the whore of Satan he thought you were.
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@bytememehard: A Jewess temptress with horns? No, he never did get to feeling around for those.
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BadUncle
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: A feast of res-erection?
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@BadUncle: He tried to drive out the money changers from my temple.
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@BadUncle: @BookishLookish: Booky, you turned his water into whine.
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@scroll_lock: I was pissed. It was a sweet-paying gig. And I got to influence young minds. Catch 'em young!
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: I don't blame you. I'm pissed for you retroactively.
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HiredGoons
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: "I before E, except after see there is no God."
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long_past
05/07/09

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As a catholic, I'm disappointed in Father Alberto's indiscretion. It detracts from Gods message to his flock, which is apparently threatening weekly sermons about how we can't vote for the democrats.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
05/08/09

@long_past: Man- our weekly sermons down here are about how we must support fair trade, and pray that the government won't privatise more state assets!
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Just Sayin'.......
05/07/09

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Here's a good joke:

A young couple in love die in a terrible car crash and are greeted by St. Peter at the gates of heaven.

The young couple inform St. Peter that they want to get married in heaven but want to sign a prenup first in case they later grow apart. St. Peter agrees to find a lawyer in heaven to draft them the prenup.

The young couple wait and wait outside the gates of heaven for days and then weeks until St. Peter finally returns, exhausted and red in the face, with the good news that he finally found a lawyer in heaven and the lawyer had agreed to draft the prenup for them.

The young couple are elated and then tell St. Peter that they are both Catholic and so after the prenup is signed they'd like to be married by a Catholic priest.

St. Peter stamps his feet, flies into a rage, and yells at them: "it took me two months to find a lawyer in heaven! do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a Catholic Priest in heaven!?!?!"
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DaveCrabtree
05/07/09

@CrazySexyCool: Ha. I always heard it the other way, finding the priest first and then having to find a lawyer. But I usually hear it from people who are lawyers or who spend a lot of time with lawyers. I don't know anyone who is a priest or who spends a lot of time with priests, except maybe for some hookers of my acquiantance . . ..
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misslinda
05/07/09

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So a priest walks into a bar...
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

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Mmm, a bad Catholic boy. What a Cutie-yay.

This story is the opposite of a sahara: lakefront property.
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son of spam
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: Mary Madgeline was Jewish. Just saying.
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@son of spam: She wanted to cling to Him, but he forbade her.
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: "It's not you, it's Me."
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BookishLookish
05/07/09

@scroll_lock: "And my Father told me you were a whore anyway. Nyaah!"
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@BookishLookish: "Besides, I'm focusing on my education. It's gonna take a miracle to get me into a good medical school. My mother will kill Me."
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Baroness
05/07/09

@son of spam: I thought Madgeline was only into Kaballah, as another affectation.
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son of spam
05/07/09

@Baroness: And wouldn't she want to hang out with a charismatic young thing named Jesus, what with his body piercings and his fan club?
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Baroness
05/07/09

@son of spam: Sure!
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
05/08/09

@BookishLookish: Let's face it- who wouldn't want to touch the Body of Christ?
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TheUptightMidwesterner
05/07/09

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Wow, a priest screwing around with a gorgeous babe on a beach seems almost quaint after all that has gone down the past 10 years.
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Just Sayin'.......
05/07/09

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I can't understand why Pope Benedict's long-term boyfriend (his private secretary, Monsignor Georg Gänswein)doesn't get more press in the United States.

The Italian papers always have screaming headlines about Ganswein's latest exploits. He's handsome, blonde, a top notch pilot and tennis player, frequently seen jogging shirtless and best of all he's really good at water sports. (His only fault is the papers have begun reporting he has an even younger boyfriend of his own on the side.)
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BullfightsOnAcid
05/07/09

@For the Love of Madge: I think this picture sums it up best.

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Goethewritesdrivel
05/07/09

@BullfightsOnAcid: I'm reminded of the commercials for the old toy store, Playword: "...so low, low, low, l-o-o-o-o-w!"
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Goethewritesdrivel
05/07/09

@Goethewritesdrivel: PlayworLd, of course...
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Kid Twist
05/07/09

@Goethewritesdrivel: Great for girls and great for boys!
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HiredGoons
05/07/09

@BullfightsOnAcid: so is he more like Himmler or Goebbels?
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BadUncle
05/07/09

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What next? Altergirls??
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scroll_lock
05/07/09

@BadUncle: Don't give Joe Francis any ideas about Altar Girls Gone Wild.
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Awesome X
05/07/09

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An adult? Progress!
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