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onebadclam
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
Didn't The Count dump LuAnn? Why is she still referred to as Countess?
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pot-pourri
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
Seriously, I had the misfortune of flipping through that Hamptonite magazine recently and let me tell you... my crummy, student-run high school paper had better photography/design/copy editing.
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ambitious
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
LuAnn is looking a bit . . . uh, 'done' there. A bit pulled back, no?
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City_Dater
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
This country is only 233 years old -- all our money is New Money.
And tasteful women of any socioeconomic class do not paint their (surgically enhanced) lips shiny bubble gum pink.
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goetz
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
I think I'd read Hamptonite if it were actually called Hamtonight. But then it would be a slightly different -- and very likely a vastly superior -- publication.
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Swifter
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
I'm looking forward to the Hamptons Prostitution Whore Review, coming soon to Radio City.
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mslewis
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
Don't the REAL society, old money people go to Newport and not the Hamptons? And that blond looks like a pole dancer from Vegas!!
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TheHonJudgeSmails
07/29/09

@mslewis: Correct you are, on both counts!
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lionboy
07/29/09

@mslewis: She's actually a pole dancer from Flushing. Easy mistake.
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mslewis
07/29/09

@lionboy: Thanks for the correction. I've actually never been to Jersey and therefore am not familiar with their pole dancers. They all look the same, no?

Oops!! Flushing is not in Jersey, right?? I get confused!!
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lionboy
07/29/09

@mslewis: Let me break it down for you: Jersey pole dancers are plenty busy without schlepping to the Hamptons every weekend. Ditto for Las Vegas, plus airfare really cuts into the profits. Flushing pole dancers, however, have affordable proximity and not much else to fill their time.
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TubOfTaft
07/29/09

In reply to The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
Cat Fancy is more society magazine than these wannabe used pieces of toilet paper.
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onebadclam
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
This is why I don't look under rocks.
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Trulymadlyme
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
This girl is an Uggo. I don't care if she was fucking Madonna in Finland (?), she looks like Aaron Spelling's bi-racial bastard child.
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CaptainFantastic
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
Pardon me, I'm not from New York, but this woman and that 'magazine' are a joke right?
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BookishLookish
04/04/09

@CaptainFantastic: Yes, and yes. And good morning, handsome! Want to hear the dream I had about you last night?
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resipsaloquacious
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
Her father must be so proud. You guys remember her father, right? He was in the biz, too:

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BookishLookish
04/04/09

@saythatscool: Someone who thinks wearing a tweed cap makes him look English? We have tons of these annoying children floating around New York now. The urge to flick their noses really, really hard is overwhelming some days.
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BookishLookish
04/04/09

@BookishLookish: Ack, meant for say. Coffee!
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saythatscool
04/04/09

@BookishLookish: I'm sick of your Robert Z'dar bashing Bookish. He likes an english cap because it compliments his mandible. Just leave it be!
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BookishLookish
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
It is so nice when idiotic, pompous and incorrect all join together in a nice shit pile of funny. This is not high tea, which is served around six in the evening and consists of a real meal, not foofy lady stuff. It is a workingman's meal for those who go to bed early so as to be up at the crack of dawn. You know, people who work for a living, unlike this human dross.
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saythatscool
04/04/09

@BookishLookish: Who the hell is this scallywag guy anyway?
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Not The Red Baron
04/04/09

@BookishLookish: The article really is pretty badly written, and also annoyingly (and incorrectly) punctuated, isn't it? They must be using a keyboard where the hyphen key is next to the full stop (period, I mean).

@saythatscool: I think the bit at the bottom that says "Scallywag is" followed by... nothing... pretty much sums it up.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
04/04/09

@Not The Red Baron:

Seems like they saw the Valleywag site, heard someone call Owen a Scalywag, and then in searching for a name split Valleywag into Scalywag (shouldn't it be Scalawag) and Vagabond.

The first and most obvious problem beyond meetooing Gawker to death is that they're clutching at diction just out reach.

And then there's this:

[scallywagandvagabond.com]

I do not want these people on my Homeland Works Administration crew.
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Mike Jahn
04/04/09

In reply to Balls
So someone else has their own Julia Allison. They're entitled.
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saythatscool
04/04/09

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Jesus Christ Hamilton! It's 9:30 am on a Saturday. What the hell are you trying to do to me? I haven't even fixed yet.
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Not The Red Baron
04/04/09

@saythatscool: I was up at 7 to shoot up, like any self-respecting addict...
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Mike Jahn
04/04/09

@Not The Red Baron: I find it easier on the nerves just to never come down.
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