It's been far too long since the last time Oprah Winfrey gave away a car to some rando, and the gratuitous gift-giver was starting to get the itch.

Last night, OWN aired a special called Oprah's Favorite Things 2012, in which the former Queen of the Senses/cable mogul ended up giving away a whole bunch of expensive junk to military spouses. The format of the two-hour episode married the behind-the-scenes format Oprah prefers to show herself in on her network and…