Does anyone at Gawker know what a vagina looks like? Between this post and the Jennifer Aniston post from a few weeks ago where her upper thigh was misidentified as her ladyflower, I'm growing concerned...
@Atilla the Bun: Well, perhaps they can ask the Jezebel staff to clarify. Or they can just search the phrase "jam out with your clam out" for an appropriate story from there.
Fox needs to complete the other half of the sentence next week by having a male dancer wearing a fleshy strap-on have everything come tumbling out in the middle of the Argentinean Quick-Step number.
"The extremely brief glimpse of the allegedly pantiless dancer's nether region on Tuesday's episode had attracted the attention of vagina vultures who troll TV for such footage so they can slow it down, blow it up and post the results online. "
Do not try and find the vagina. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. It is not the vagina that hides, it is only the labia majora.
Why all this faux concern for the preteen girl SYTYCD audience being blinded and traumatized by a Vag Flash but none for the gay one?
A much greater shock to the latter's sensibilities, I'd think.
"How Much Fox" in the headline...I initially read that as "How Much [Will} Megan Fox." She's not even on the show, but I just assumed that a vagina post about the entertainment world would somehow involve her.
I'm not sure what I saw. But whatever it was I'm sure we're the only ones slo-mo'ing it to catch some random pooter flash. I mean this is a dance show, so there're body parts and inappropriate body clinging unitards and the like everywhere. So, yeah, Brian...this is like going to the gym and seeing some chickie who knows better, but wore that patootie hugging lycra number that made you feel all trapped by her overt need to gyrate with her stuff and stuff all overstuffed and stuff. Anyway that video is nothing compared to that older gentleman last week with the blue full body leotard whose pork and beans were much more obvious than any snatch snippets seen here.
Wish I could find video of that mess. Tyce nearly vomited in Mary's lap.
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'Vagina Vultures' sound amazing.
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(That'll be Glenn Beck's theme when he tackles this, obviously.)
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Whatever it is, it's AWESOME!
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A much greater shock to the latter's sensibilities, I'd think.
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FOX FINED FOR BEAVER
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Wish I could find video of that mess. Tyce nearly vomited in Mary's lap.