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    Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05/18/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    Were there a small dog and an annoying demi-celebrity in the vicinity?
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    05/18/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    During my time at Goldman they had to put a security guard in the men's bathroom because it was getting trashed constantly - people clogging toilets with the FT, you name it.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/18/09

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    Free the Brown Bomber!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/18/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    Great, now I have R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" stuck in my head, except insert "Poops."
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    I thought John Thain got a $35,000 commode for his office so he would stop dropping deuces in the stairwell....
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/17/09

    @TableNine: But he doesn't have it any more, does he?
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    Image of PrissyCatheadBiscuit PrissyCatheadBiscuit
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    It just got me thinking...I would love to put poop through the drop slot of my horrid former employer. It is a small operation and they would totally have to clean it up themselves. Problem is, I would probably be a suspect on the "short shit list".
    So I am wondering if there may be a "shit for hire" (poop for profit?) person that would do the deed? And if there were, I wonder what the going rate is for that service?
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    05/18/09

    @PrissyCatheadBiscuit:
    I think you've figured out a way to get the economy moving again.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    05/18/09

    @felion: both currency and poop are composed primarily of cellulose fibers!
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    Image of karion karion
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    Capital letters in the login? Fancy.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    They don't have a sixth floor? Maybe the person just couldn't hold it long enough.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    anyone who has seen GATTACA will know that a simple keyboard vacuuming can get all the DNA they need to bust the stairwell shitter... i hope the guy covered his tracks..
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    Image of PRIsNotJournalism PRIsNotJournalism
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    Haha "get straight to the bottom of it." Was that intendend?
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    05/17/09

    @PRIsNotJournalism: ..and probe :p
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/17/09

    @PRIsNotJournalism: What do you think? (Wink Wink)
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    Image of missdona missdona
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    I worked there for years. It's not surprising at all that they drive people to this kind of thing.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    05/17/09

    In reply to Merrill Lynch Employees Pooping All Over Office Again
    Now the custodian has a shitty night. Nice going.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    05/17/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Exactly. Who does this hurt other than the fucking guy that cleans up asshole bankers' shits?
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