I read a lengthier article last night about the upcoming marriage of Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett and found it appalling. Basically O'Neal is saying that they will get married as soon as they determine that she is conscious enough to be able to say "I do." or not her head or raise one finger or blink once for "yes" and twice for "no".
I don't think that's a bodyguard. Looks like the French military who hang out at all airports and large train stations here. A la National Guard at Grand Central etc.
The Miley picture is provocative because when a 44 year-old gay man wears sunglasses when photographed it means he wants to have sex (also known as "screwing") with whoever is taking the picture. Also that he has no interest whatsoever in having sex (or "doing" as they say) with the underage female girl he's in the picture with. Sex (or "banging" as is said) in any context is provocative and also dangerous and scary.
I would like to concur with JinxyMcDeath: Role Models was hilarious. And not even in a gross, "ha-ha he glued is hand to his penis" way, either. Just a regular funny way.
FHM comprises a substantial amount of boobiality - yes, boobies boobies boobies - and of course as with any good lad mag, sex is implied though not given. May we suggest that, when perusing the magazine rack for "racks" (if you know what we mean) at your local Borders (or Shakespeare Books, whatevs), you stop pretending you're there for a copy of Starlog (not a bad thing) or Nintendo Power (hah, just kidding) and head straight for the FHM and casually walk out of the store, mindful that the loud, piercing alarm is meant to alert store personnel to your act of FHM boobie thievery but realizing that when the cops you - and they will, buddy, they will catch you - you can tell them "Look, I needed a review of Role Models and the only decent one (LIE) I could find was ensconced in pages of boobies and, Officer, it wasn't very well written and certainly not worth the cover price of an FHM, I think you'd agree!" right before they throw you in the slammer. All because you couldn't keep your hands or mind off of boobies.
bleh, this person who has my old job (and now a sweet promotion) at a newspaper writes music reviews that are as artless and terrible. it's pretty depressing, considering my current "career" as a retard babysitter. but i guess i have better job security somehow.
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Is "warmness" an actual word?
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I think they meant warmosity.
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Aaron, you're a booby.
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