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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    KImberly Guilfoyle gets married more frequently than I go grocery shopping.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    I read a lengthier article last night about the upcoming marriage of Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett and found it appalling. Basically O'Neal is saying that they will get married as soon as they determine that she is conscious enough to be able to say "I do." or not her head or raise one finger or blink once for "yes" and twice for "no".
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    Does Farrah have money? Is that why he's doing it?
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    I don't think that's a bodyguard. Looks like the French military who hang out at all airports and large train stations here. A la National Guard at Grand Central etc.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    I'm thinking the geighs are going to enjoy Justin's machine gun toting bodyguard.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    The Miley picture is provocative because when a 44 year-old gay man wears sunglasses when photographed it means he wants to have sex (also known as "screwing") with whoever is taking the picture. Also that he has no interest whatsoever in having sex (or "doing" as they say) with the underage female girl he's in the picture with. Sex (or "banging" as is said) in any context is provocative and also dangerous and scary.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    Farrah and Ryan: united primarily through addiction and perhaps finally again through marriage.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    06/23/09

    In reply to Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal
    And Ed McMahon died.
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    theysaidwhat was starred theysaidwhat was unstarred
    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/23/09

    @theysaidwhat: I literally heard Matt Lauer announce it on Today a couple of minutes after posting this. Just did a quick post on it.
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    Image of braak:  You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    I would like to concur with JinxyMcDeath: Role Models was hilarious. And not even in a gross, "ha-ha he glued is hand to his penis" way, either. Just a regular funny way.
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    I saw this movie and I loved it. So, suck it.
     Reply
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    Image of hummingpenguin hummingpenguin
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    Holy shit, my IQ just dropped 80 points.


    Is "warmness" an actual word?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/10/08

    @hummingpenguin:


    I think they meant warmosity.

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    I think it's a commentary on... something, anyway, that I didn't even notice FHM had gone online-only. Or not.
     Reply
    badasscat was starred badasscat was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    FHM went online only in 2007? No wonder I haven't gotten a new copy.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    FHM comprises a substantial amount of boobiality - yes, boobies boobies boobies - and of course as with any good lad mag, sex is implied though not given. May we suggest that, when perusing the magazine rack for "racks" (if you know what we mean) at your local Borders (or Shakespeare Books, whatevs), you stop pretending you're there for a copy of Starlog (not a bad thing) or Nintendo Power (hah, just kidding) and head straight for the FHM and casually walk out of the store, mindful that the loud, piercing alarm is meant to alert store personnel to your act of FHM boobie thievery but realizing that when the cops you - and they will, buddy, they will catch you - you can tell them "Look, I needed a review of Role Models and the only decent one (LIE) I could find was ensconced in pages of boobies and, Officer, it wasn't very well written and certainly not worth the cover price of an FHM, I think you'd agree!" right before they throw you in the slammer. All because you couldn't keep your hands or mind off of boobies.
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    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/10/08

    @Aaron Altman:


    Aaron, you're a booby.

     Reply
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    Image of metalkate metalkate
    11/10/08

    In reply to 'There Is Also Cursing And Boobies:' Worst Movie Review Ever?
    bleh, this person who has my old job (and now a sweet promotion) at a newspaper writes music reviews that are as artless and terrible. it's pretty depressing, considering my current "career" as a retard babysitter. but i guess i have better job security somehow.
     Reply
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/10/08

    Warmness, cursing and boobies? Yay! I feel like this review was written both for and by me!
     Reply
    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/10/08

    @metalkate: I had a similar experience, it put me in a profession with more job security too.
     Reply
    jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
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