Science: If You Fidget You Don't Need a Stupid Standing DeskHamilton Nolan9/23/15 10:38am17140EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkThe person who sits next to you and fidgets all day—annoying, right? Well, guess what: you’re going to die long before them. You’ll be dead, dead, dead, your children in tears. They’ll still be alive.
America's Idea of 'Ultimate Fitness System' Is Videogames, FidgetingHamilton Nolan6/28/11 6:10pm16EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkHeart exercise! Male infertility! Blood transfusion! Belly fat! Boomer exercise! Smashing drumsticks! Fidget fitness! UFC games! And the Ultimate Fitness System, revealed! It's your Tuesday Fitness Watch, where we watch fitness—begrudgingly!