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    Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/28/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    martha is so going to kick all your asses - she's going to come to gawker central and put the beatdown on you all. YOU BETTAH RUN !!!
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    One thing I am fascinated with is that she created her own accent to get rid of the Jersey-isms in her speech. She used to talk like a grrrrrl from the mall. She did this on her own through sheer will and TMJ syndrome.


    And then I saw Jillian (is that right?) on Project Runway and realized that was what she was doing as well which is why she had that odd habit of clenching her jaw when she spoke. She wasn't up to Martha level, but she's getting there.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/28/09

    @Tart of Darkness: holy shit... you are correct
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/28/09

    @Monsigor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Scary, huh?
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    Image of No Day Like Friday No Day Like Friday
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    I like the half-laugh as she says "media gossip website", and thereafter as she explains the pens she will provide to her minions.


    Geesh. Either she has total self-awareness or completely lacks it.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @NoDayLikeFriday: I think everything she says or does is intentional in a way that most of us mere mortals will never be able to conceive.
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    Image of PutnamIxion PutnamIxion
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Look, what really matters here is whether or not Martha is going to have all those scraps cleaned off the counter by the end of the day.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @PutnamIxion: They will be cleaned. And if they are not. She will do it all over again.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Wow, someone not only got fired, but they will likely never make another soufflé or even attempt a bouillabase in this town again!
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    Image of TheodoraGoesWild TheodoraGoesWild
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Now, that's entertainment!


    I especially enjoy her blog [www.themarthablog.com] comment, "...In these tough economic times, harmony is essential within the working environment. I must also inform you that we use a great assortment of writing implements from the Martha Stewart crafts line available at Michael's Crafts and Walmart."


    Because in these tough economic times, we want to strengthen the economy and increase workplace harmony by buying lots and lots of Martha Stewart Writing Implements. And that's what I intend to do as soon as I finish rolling these pennies...

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @TheodoraGoesWild: I have Martha Stewart writing implements. They were actually the best value in colored felt pens the day I was at Michaels.


    I used to watch her show until once she was showing how to make fancy guest towels out of plain towels and lace and I realized I was sitting in front of the television watching someone sew.


    But I collage a lot in my journal so I do occasionally buy scrapbooking supplies and hers are fairly tasteful and sophisticated comparatively.

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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    But when the dust settles, and we find ourselves on the other side of this mess, Martha will be hailed as a hero for allowing her employees to funnel the money they would have spent on pens to save their homes from foreclosure. I know we lack the perspective to see it now, but let's be careful with the snark lest we say something that can't be taken back.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/27/09

    @ronniedobbs: Suffering Christ, if we let little things like regret or second thoughts stop us, Gawker would implode.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    I could not work in one of those putty-colored veal-fattening pens for people.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/27/09

    @BadUncle: They're not so bad once you get your spoor all over them.


    Just wait. We'll see how Martha's serfs subvert her dominant paradigm. Creativity? We ain't seen nothing yet.

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    So when I get fired for doodling blue flowers all over the white furniture it will be for ruining company property and not for using a blue pen? Cool.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    They can have my blue ink when they pry it from MY COLD DEAD HANDS, BITCHES!!


    I would rather eat tacks than write in black or red.


    Not that I would ever be hired by Martha Stewart ever in a million years to do anything ever.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @TRex has hips but he's not a hipster: The only reasonable, adult color to write in is black. Of course you really know that, right? Unless you are going for an antique look in which case you can use sepia fountain pen ink.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Doesn't she feel bad every time she enters the office now -- with all the giggling, I mean?
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    Image of katastic katastic
    01/27/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: There is no laughter at Martha Stewart Living.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/27/09

    @katastic: Kat, can I come over for some lessons sometime? I think you actually entendred your intentions on purpose there.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/27/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh, Uncle, Martha hasn't felt anything in years, and besides, to feel bad, she'd first have to realize they were laughing at her, and she's totes not capable.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/28/09

    @Hydroceph: You're just totesing all over my little pet peeve, arncha. Ha!
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    Image of HouseBunnny HouseBunnny
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Okay, people. BACK TO WORK...


    (Kidding!)

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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/27/09

    @Cindy_McCain: Work? What is that?
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    Martha, I'm great at baking and knitting and admire your ruthless efficiency. Let's do lunch!
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    The pen thing, when you think about it, is very very "meh." Okay, we get it. Those are the ones in the supply closet.


    But that penitentiary design with no personal touches on the desk? I said it yesterday, I'll say it today. Soullessness. Just suicide inducing bleakness matching what someone--and I'm not saying whom--is missing on the inside.

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    Image of Nanashi Nogombe Nanashi Nogombe
    01/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!
    sharpies make it tougher to make shivs, but they're easier to hide during the office shakedowns.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/27/09

    @Nanashi Nogombe: word, O.G.
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