@mattchew03: As highly as I think of Michael Jackson's music, I'm not convinced it was unfair of Perez Hilton to question the authenticity of death reports of a guy known to sleep in a sarcophagus.
@Dagrolord: But there's a difference between questioning reports and flat out saying that Jackson "faked" a heart attack in order to get out of doing the concerts in London. At the very least, the comment was a bit premature.
@mattchew03: I've actually only seen reports of what Perez Hilton said about Jackson 'faking a heart attack', not Hilton's original comments. The reports indicated Hilton found the events dubious. You may well have read closer to the source than I, and I think we're all aware that Perez Hilton's stock-in-trade is the snark attack. A very long time ago, a friend in high school posited that Michael Jackson's 'Hair-fire' incident was just a publicity stunt. I doubted it, but even then Jackson was already so eerie that I didn't altogether discount it as a stunt. Much later, Michael Jackson held a baby over a balcony as though mere tomfoolery. I can only be so apologetic for having kept a very, very open mind as to what Jackson may have been capable of. I agree it's fair to hold Perez Hilton's actions as often contemptible, but I hold the greater lament that such malicious speculation holds its own glamour and fortune.
Poor Angie... perhaps even now she is standing in front of a full-length mirror in tears, murmuring "I thought I had enough tattoos, strangely visible veins, and oddly placed bruises to finally make it to 'stripper hot' -- but no! This unappealing extra says otherwise!"
If he's 30, I'm the bad parts of Angelina Jolie's face (not the lips, eyes or cheekbones which aren't even what makes a face and that's why she's not all that, amiritefellaz?)
Exhibit A: Use of "funky, fresh" to describe jeans.
Exhibit B: That ill shoulder-padded trashbag zootsuit is designed for slow dancing to Richard Marx.
I want those big shoulders swinging a pick on my Homeland Infrastructure-Corps work crew. If he talks though, he gets banished to the Northwest Territories.
why is he broadcasting the fact that he's an EXTRA? this is not something thats looked upon highly in the biz. what an idiot. this dude is the definition of ridiculous.
I boxed in high school and college. This chump has footwork he learned from watching "Raging Bull" and "Ali". He'd step in a ring and get the life beat clean out of his greasy little body.
If Angelina Jolie even talked to him he'd ejaculate until his heart exploded.
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@son of spam: Or perhaps here:
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It could have been worse for Gatti, though. At least Perez didn't question whether or not Gatti was faking it all, like he did with Michael Jackson.
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Exhibit A: Use of "funky, fresh" to describe jeans.
Exhibit B: That ill shoulder-padded trashbag zootsuit is designed for slow dancing to Richard Marx.
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Joltin' Jabs is the boxing gym that I go to!
...I don't think I have ever seen Arthur Kade, there. I wonder if he lives in my neighborhood.
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If Angelina Jolie even talked to him he'd ejaculate until his heart exploded.
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Like, from behind glass.