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    Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks

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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Now there is a needless headline.

    Next up:

    "Fucking Mooks Likely To Use Tanning Booth, Hair Mousse." #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    That's "drink, fight and fuck," HamNo. In that order. #jocks
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    High-school cholitas are 1.4 times likelier to cut a bitch. #jocks
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    I only got up to primary school English but shouldn't it be.... "Fox reporters more likely (as opposed to more likelier) to use bad sentence structure than reporters who aren't drunk when writing news headlines...?" #jocks
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Mirror mirror on the wall,
    who's the rapiest one of all? #jocks
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    He's so unappealing, I don't even want to cure his acne. #jocks
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/09/09

    @BettyCrocker: The Revenge of Zizmor? #jocks
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/09/09

    @Beau Nerd: ProYacktive. #jocks
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    The British version of Men's Health magazine has a section where they describe studies like this. It's called "Ministry of the Bleedin' Obvious." #jocks
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Are these the same high school athletes that shave their chest hair and bath in Axe Body Wash? #jocks
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    Image of restless restless
    11/09/09

    @BullyTerrier: In a word...yes.

    In my time they also drove fuckin' I-Roc Z's, wore multiple gold chains, and did poorly in school.

    This subspecies still exists rather unchanged in certain remote parts of Brooklyn, S.I., L.I., and it's natural habitat, New Jersey. #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    @restless: "its" natural habitat, my dear. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Totally changes the entire context of my commentary. Thank you, Grammar Nazi!

    p.s.-Are you a disgruntled jock with patches of chest stubble? #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    @restless: No, but I am guessing you are, Oblivia Newton-John.

    Your comment was rather tedious to begin with, but your failure to maintain the distinction between "its" and "it's" really marks you as a dullard.

    Carry on. #jocks
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/09/09

    @restless: In Maine they are just now making an appearance #jocks
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    Image of restless restless
    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes, yes how droll of me. Surely pontificating on jock douchebaggery calls for THE highest punctuation standards. Way to suck the joy out of a joke.

    BTW, I pay people like you to type for me, and do minor grammar chores related to copy standards. So thank you! I really appreciate it. As a token of my appreciation your Christmas bonus will be a new edition of the Chicago Manual of Style in lieu of actual money. Enjoy!! Or is that too dull a gift for you? #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BullyTerrier: Good lord! Hide your daughters. And hair gel. #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    @restless: "People like me"? Is that a racist crack? And yes, you pay people to do what you cannot or will not do yourself.

    As for your "joke," huh? Who do you pay for your sense of humor? Nobody, you say? Oh, too bad, honey. Some things in life, money just cannot buy, I'm afraid. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: RACIST?! By implying that you are a copyeditor?! Did you eat brown acid for breakfast this morning? Or just leave your sense of humor by the door on the way out?

    I think I understand what your damage is. Is your boyfriend some kind of douchebag jock? Because your issues are showing.

    There ain't nothing you could give me for any amount of money in this world, which is mostly good cheer and happiness. #jocks
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Almost as staggering as the bombshell study revealing gay men are less straight than their heterosexual counterparts. #jocks
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/09/09

    @scroll_lock: And give, on average, more blow-jobs. #jocks
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/09/09

    @ShanghaiLil: But do, however, have better parties. #jocks
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    11/09/09

    @ShanghaiLil: But does more equal better? #jocks
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/09/09

    @Mymoustache: Sorry, My, no basis for comparison here. #jocks
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    03/21/09

    In reply to Typical Texas Principal Encourages Student Cage Fights
    Oak Cliff, a special, special part of Dallas.
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    Image of FritzIno FritzIno
    03/21/09

    In reply to Typical Texas Principal Encourages Student Cage Fights
    The United States in 2009.

    1) Girls who beat the crap out of each other and post it on youtube.

    2) Parents who do not back-up the teachers, instead defend their brats and beat the teachers up.

    3) English being replaced by Ebonics.

    4) No accountability whatsoever.

    5) Children that can not sit still in a seat longer than 5 seconds and have the attention spans of a mosquito.

    6) "Real Wives" who dress like sluts and prefer to be the sister to their teen daughters rather than the mother.

    7) A forty percent birth rate to unwed mothers.

    8) Assaulting, confrontational, and aggresive behavior celebrated in lyrics of music - if you want to call it music. Example "Beat a bitches ass..."

    IN SHORT - THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
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    03/21/09

    @FritzIno: You must be a lot of fun at parties.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    03/23/09

    @FritzIno: In order for Western Civilization to decline, there needed to once be a Civilized West. Thus, I am afraid, you are incorrect.
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    Image of Blactor Blactor
    03/21/09

    In reply to Typical Texas Principal Encourages Student Cage Fights
    Florida and Texas : The Anus and Armpit of America
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    Image of downlow downlow
    03/21/09

    @Blactor: Dallas and Houston: The Anus and Armpit of Texas
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    03/21/09

    @downlow: Somebody hasn't spent enough time in Louisiana, Mississippi or Alabama if they think Texas and Florida are bad.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/21/09

    In reply to Typical Texas Principal Encourages Student Cage Fights
    It's merely hands-on SAT preparation
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/21/09

    In reply to Typical Texas Principal Encourages Student Cage Fights
    Oh, he wants them all to learn Home Ec!
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