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    The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/12/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    One of these guys would probably do just fine.


    Is either one single?


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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    JDS: I didn't think it would be possible to love your Top Chef commentary more than I already did until I saw you had crossed out "congratulations" and replaced it with "best wishes." As you have clearly realized, congratulating a bride-to-be implies that she is a problematic, overly made-up perma-spinster who complains too much about her food and forces people she doesn't really know or even like to cook her wedding shower dinner for free, like an unjustifiably pampered princess who no one--and I mean no one--ever thought would be able to corner a groom. It's not good manners.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    No wonder last night's dish was lamb.


    She'd already tried the Salman.


    [ducks]

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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/11/08

    @Smitros: OK; this is freaky. we both made comments about the PM thing on that thread about the new design, and now the post is gone. they wouldn't obliterate a whole post just because we asked to have the PM's restarted, would they?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @Minsley Tortimer:


    I think it's just a hiccup. That, or Internet agents are coming for us.

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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/11/08

    @Smitros: I'm going with that latter !!! I think they're pissed because people were emailing each other about supporting shiela, and they've decided "fuckit, no PM for you"
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/11/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: But, did they have to delete all the old messages?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    I thought Tom had already filled that position.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    The sad irony is that in her native country of origin, Padma would be considered quite ugly.
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    Image of stew stew
    12/11/08

    @Wrapitup: God bless America, for serious.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/11/08

    @stew: Word. In India, Padma would be considered too dark-skinned, too thick-lipped, too frizzy-haired and too dark-eyed. USA! USA!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @Wrapitup:


    Seriously. "The New Colossus" could be rewritten to include, in addition to "your poor, your tired, your huddled masses," "your fabulous babes criminally underappreciated in their home countries."

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/11/08

    @Smitros: Amen. I'm lifting my lamp for all the hot foreign Third World babes.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @Wrapitup:


    I'm all married off, so happy mingling.

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    Image of stew stew
    12/11/08

    @Wrapitup: is there a country where a crappy personality and poor hygiene are hot? because if so, I am SO outta here.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/11/08

    @Smitros: And I'm all talk. Plus my arm is tired from lifting the lamp.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @Wrapitup:


    That goes into my vocabulary of euphemisms. Thank you.

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/12/08

    @Wrapitup: I work with an office full of Indians and they all think she's hot.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/12/08

    @stew: Tribsal Pakistan. But grow a beard and memorize the Qur'an before you go.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    She lies down with crustaceans! I have a shot!


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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    Speaking of marriage, did anyone else notice that super-tattooed Eugene seems to be married to a transsexual?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/11/08

    @scarletmenace: His prison sweetheart, no doubt. Touching.
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    Image of diakonos diakonos
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    what about when danny said "something new - a dot of this, a splooge of that"


    that's taking the "new" metaphor a little far

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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    12/11/08

    @diakonos: Not even that new!


    Enough With the Semen Cookbook Already [Gawker]

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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    I would rub your azz with a cilanto-and-fennel-infused cream sauce ALL DAY GIRL!
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    I know I am hetero for sure because when Sam Talbot was sitting at a table with Padma, she just faded away.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    She's only got a few years before she's too old to be a Billionaire's arm candy.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Padma is dating Adam Dell, of the Dell Computer fortune. He also teaches a business course at Columbia and is like the rich-guy version of Tucker Max.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @Private Hangnail:


    Pad, you've got to get a Dell.

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    Image of dharm12 dharm12
    12/11/08

    @Smitros: Isnt she married to Salman Rushdie?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/11/08

    @dharm12:
    Was, I think.
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    maybe she's happy, with just her best buds?
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    12/11/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: I read that initially as "just her breast buds". Seriously!
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    Pads,


    I have well over $12.84 in my checking account and am, at the moment, not living under threat of death from religious zealots.


    Call me.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/11/08

    In reply to The Official 'Find Padma a Mate' Campaign 2008/9
    I'll volunteer my services.
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