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Congress Proves That Hulk Hogan Sucked
New York, 2:26 PM
Sun Dec 6
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01/09/09
Wall Street: no oversight.
Check and check.
01/09/09
hee hee
01/09/09
1) Does this post have anything to do with my mentioning of the Hulkster and his illustrious lack of hair and the WWE in that other Blago post? DOES IT, HUH? heh.
2) Who didn't know Hulk was a terrible wrestler? That's not why we watched him. It was all fake crap. We watched because it was fun, and we liked kicking our little brothers in the face while wearing a yellow tank top and a red belt. Perrrrrfect excuse.
3) Now then, G.L.O.W. (Glorious Ladies Of Wrestling), that was some tragic shite, but still fun for us girl-types. Mount Fugi, Tina Ferrari, terrible, horrible, great stuff.
01/09/09
Frederick: "You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
Obviously, the Government feels a responsibility to protect fans of professional wrestling from unscrupulous promoters who allow unscrupulous wrestlers to unfairly dominate this entertainment venue with bodies enhanced by 'roids- never-mind why? Many wrestling fans actually believe that professional wrestling is a legitimate sport, and that diabolically clever business-folk like the McMahons' trick insurance companies by calling it 'entertainment' instead, so that the savings can then be passed on to the beleaguered wrestling fan.
It's likely that professional wrestling is tolerated in the U.S.A. because of support by the GOP, who'd be hard-pressed to find an easier or more accurate method of identifying their constituency.
01/09/09
Cow-chip throwing contests?
01/09/09
Indeed. The web of the GOP Arachnocracy is vast.
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01/09/09
And with that, let me hand over my gay card.
01/09/09
"They have two children, Shane and Stephanie, who both work for WWE."
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Alex, do you hate him because HE IS A REAL AMERICAN! Fight for the rights of every man!
I am seriously amazed that nobody has used that as a campaign song yet. It is so bad that it is genius.
01/09/09
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YOU CAN'T CHEAT AT A SPORT THAT'S NOT REAL!
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