JPMorgan Chase has agreed to pay $5.1 billion to settle claims that it misled Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac about mortgage securities it sold them in the lead up to the housing market crash. HuffPo's "JPMorgan Shame Tracker" reports that this puts JPMorgan's fine and legal cost bill since 2009 at $31.28 billion.
A Chicago woman has settled her $105,000 parking ticket tab. She received 670 tickets over three years.
Snoop Dogg’s Pockets Are Bursting with Weed and Cash and Norway Can’t Handle It
Norwegian customs officials briefly detained "an American artist" at the airport Thursday, after it was discovered bringing a little bit of marijuana and a lot-tle bit of cash into the country. The AP is reporting that artist was Snoop Dogg, who was scheduled to headline Norway's Hove music festival Thursday, and…
To Top It Off, the Phillies Won the Game
Five tickets to Game One of the 2009 World Series at Yankee Stadium just cost Gov. David Paterson $62,125.
NYC School Teacher Fined and Suspended for Saying 'Coño'
New York City high school teacher Carlos Garcia was suspended and fined $15,000 for saying "coño" in his class — a Spanish word that can be taken several very different ways. He's suing the city and denies saying it.
British Cat Bin Lady Fined for Animal Cruelty
The mean old British cat bin lady was fined £250 today for being an awful person.
Ethics Commission: NY Gov. David Paterson Should Get Maximum Fine
NY Gov. David Paterson may be fined $96,375 for accepting free World Series tickets last year.
How Much Fox Will Be Fined for So You Think You Can Dance Vagina?
So far the public outrage hasn't been nearly as intense as Janet Jackson's Nipplegate, but once the thought of a naked ladyflower on prime time television settles in, the reaction will be huge. Next up, FCC fines.
Fox Fights For The Right To Prime Time Smut
The Fox Network: freedom fighters, or the anchor around American pop culture's neck as it plummets down to the inevitable lowest common denominator in all forms of entertainment? Could be both! Fox is refusing to pay a $91,000 indecency fine from the FCC for a 2003 episode of the execrable show "Married By America"…
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