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    Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004

    Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    "Hey, baby, can I get your digits?"

    "Whoa! I was talking to your mom!" #parenting
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Open Caption:

    Look Ma! No hands! #parenting
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Nothing beats strolling down 7th Ave to the flea market, the smell of leaves in the cool autumn air, while the tiny fingers of Hunter and Tyler and Bradley crunch-crunch underfoot. #parenting
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    It's harder to blog about your food coop if you're missing a few digits. So, there's that. #parenting
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    As a former nanny who was almost 9 1/2 fingered, I can tell you those can pinch sad, unemployed journalists' fingers too. #parenting
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers...*

    *Survivor Type, Stephen King, 1985 #parenting
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    That's what you get for being too poor to buy a Bugaboo. #parenting
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/12/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Seriously. Maclaren is to strollers what Coach is to handbags. #parenting
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
    Fry 'em up, dip 'em in sauce, and Brooklyn kids can fight over them. #parenting
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    You'll need to tell me what it means to have a pinkie toe that is set an inch back on your foot so I can insult my husband when I tell him I have to be gay now.
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    Image of minou minou
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    Well, that settles it. Rahm Emanuel is our savior.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @minou: Ugh. Can I choose not to be saved?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    This was also in the Washington Post this morning. You can bet every politico in DC was studying their hands. "Honey, this finger is longer, isn't it?"
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    Image of buzzcowboy buzzcowboy
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    But what career should those with the second toe longer than the big toe pursue?


    Perhaps coconut-picker.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @buzzcowboy:


    Morton, is that you?

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    What if you're born with an extra large thumb up your ass?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: You pull out an extra large presidential-looking plum?
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    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: Can't.stop.laughing.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    I have mid-digital hair on all my fingers (including my pinkie!) EXCEPT my index finger, and ring fingers that are probably 5% longer than my index fingers. I can say that these myths are true: the last time someone disagreed with me in a meeting, I drank his blood and took his mourning wife as my lover.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    @ADismalScience: the big question is if you can curl your tongue length-wise into a sippy tube, to suck up the blood.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Are Our Economic Masters' Ring Fingers Long Enough?
    ...and Paulson's schlong curves downward like a divining rod that's hit a pocket of evil.
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    Image of Keef Keef
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You win. THAT is the image I will take to my deathbed.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @LetsHaveAKeithParty: I would pay to watch that cartoon on cable.
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