Haven't heard any more names of Yahoo VPs definitely (allegedly) getting fired, but two readers have some theories. Confirm or correct us at tips@valleywag.com.

Wanna know who's getting booted from Yahoo next week? Here are the definite losers and the could-be-gones, with some corporate buzz about their chances. If you have more, e-mail tips@valleywag.com.

Rumor has it that some top Yahoos might want to refresh that resume. A source revealed that there may be a shake-up in the next 7 days, telling me, "You should be worried if your title starts with an 'E' or an 'S.'" They explained that the Executive Vice Presidents and Senior Vice Presidents have more to fear than…

Fortune Magazine dumped managing editor Eric Pooley today, replacing him with Fortune writer and CNN anchor Andy Serwer, according to an all-hands e-mail sent to Time Inc. staff under an hour ago and obtained by Valleywag.

Think Radio Shack employees had it bad getting fired by e-mail? Try hearing via webcast how many of your fellow employees will get sacked this season by Intel.

According to the Washington Post, RadioShack prefers the diplomatic, er, non-personal approach to terminating employees. Just ask the 400 employees that were fired via e-mail this past Tuesday.

AOL fired Chief Technology Officer Maureen Govern, according the Wall Street Journal. The paper's source says the bumbling company was responding to the outcry against its records-releasing fiasco, in which millions of user search records were released to the public.

AOL, the sickly siamese twin of Time Warner, announced it will fire 5,000 people by the year's end. Those cuts probably focus on the Access department, which announced yesterday that it will give AOL broadband access for free. (Veteran AOL exec Ted Leonsis doesn't mention the layoffs in his chipper forecast for the…

As you know, Valleywag got a guy fired this week for laughing at a guest post about Google. Guilty guest writer Garry Bibb responds here.

Rocketboom producer Andrew Baron says he didn't fire the video blog's anchor, Amanda Congdon. She quit, he writes in a forum post, after a week where "everything has been up in the air." He only found out by watching her video announcement.

In all its glory, as promised ten minutes ago, the web site of the man fired for laughing at Valleywag.

A tech worker was fired this week for laughing at Valleywag. No, seriously.

Talk about a clean exit — hours after Microsoft's point man in the war on Google steps down, his name's off the public website and the official report's out to Bloomberg News. How can you cut a clean break like newly fired MSN Marketing Chief Martin Taylor?

Looks like AOL's Netscape Beta has bigger problems than ugly voting buttons. One of the new site's top stories has a seemingly unrelated message from Netscape managing editor C.K. Sample (pictured):

Are we in a bubble? Yes! No! Maybe!

Will the Pinko Marketer get deported?

Damn, those must be some pricey perks. The same weekend that Microsoft hands employees their towels back (among other benefits that Microserfs lost years ago), Ballmer laid off over 1000 contract workers for a week. Yeah, that seems like a morale-building way to cut costs.

Thanks to buyouts, takeovers, and downsizing, Silicon Valley has higher turnover than a suburban McDonald's. And not all the exits are voluntary. "Fatlimey" sends in the story of an Electronic Arts warez pirate: