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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    05/31/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    Smell the Justice. Starring J-Lo as J-So (Justice Sotomayor).
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    05/30/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    I swear that woman at 2:50 was one of Roy Ayers's Eighties Ladies.
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    Image of Sweetie Sweetie
    05/30/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    Oh, fuck off for putting that delicious meal on the video. Now I'm starving and all I have on hand are some potatoes and a fucking cellphone. And I live in Appalachia so that cellphone doesn't mean shit.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/30/09

    @Sweetie: Girlfriend, you mean to tell me there's no "Goya oy boya" by you? You must move away!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    05/30/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    But did she pass the door test?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/30/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    A supreme with arroz con pollo hips, cuchifrito thighs and mofongo ass equals delicious justice. Y dame un poco bizcocho tambien--holla, Dominicanas!


    In unrelated news, T.A.N. is vying for the Most Biteable Chin crown, about to knock Mr. Kirk Douglas the fuck out, with extreme prejudice.

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    Image of No Day Like Friday No Day Like Friday
    05/30/09

    In reply to A Bronx Tale: In Search of Sonia Sotomayor
    I think you accidentally interviewed JImmy McNulty.


    Also: we need a comparison video. On the Upper West Side.

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    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    05/30/09

    @No Day Like Friday: ha, we were totally gonna do that. But our Bronx roots run deep, so we decided to let the BX get their solo time.


    but next high-level federal appointee from the Bronx, we're so on it.

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    Image of XavierLucage XavierLucage
    05/30/09

    I hope the next appointee is from Staten Island. Guido's representin'. It would suck for jurisprudence..but Oh the video. Comedy Gold.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/30/09

    @XavierLucage: What about Judge Antonin Scalia. He's not Italian enough?
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    This is fucking wonderful.
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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    04/19/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Truth. I luvs me some TAN weekends.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    that one girl who mentioned the halloween costume potential really gives a marketing pause to this whole thing... too bad this shit didn't all go down say, in late September.... although if she ducks everyone for a few months her legend will only grow.. If she eludes everyone for long, I'm fully expecting some Daily Show coverage..
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    Jesus fucking Christ, bleached blonde bangs and a frontally place black leather fanny pack? Now you people who beg me to come out to that "cool bar" in W'burg know why I won't go.


    In other news, T.A.N. is pretty foxy and should play Stew in the film version. Can you sing, honey?

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    Image of Hyman Decent Hyman Decent
    04/18/09

    @BookishLookish: This Stew? Wouldn't he play himself?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    04/18/09

    @Hyman Decent: Not if T.A.N. is prettier.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    04/19/09

    @BookishLookish: Nobody is prettier than T.A.N.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    Last night, I asked this guy to put his bratwurst in my foyer, but it lacked the magic of "hotdog down my hallway."
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/18/09

    @morninggloria: You should have tried "turkey sausage in your stairwell." Lower nitrates, more sexy.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/18/09

    @VoxPopuli: Any tube shaped food into any small room, really. For vegetarians, cucumber down my crawlspace.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/18/09

    @morninggloria: You know, if you had chosen to ask me that question anywhere but the 6 train platform at Grand Central, you might have received a more encouraging response.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/18/09

    @morninggloria:


    I think alliteration is the key, e.g., "a kielbasa down the corridor."

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/18/09

    @Smitros:


    A red hot down the runway.


    A chorizo in the channel.

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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    04/18/09

    @Smitros: A Vienna sausage in the vestibule?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/18/09

    @BookishLookish:


    That's the idea, yeah.


    Like a salchicha in the salon.


    A link in the lanai.


    I will be signing off for the evening with the best of wishes on the possibilities for the half-smoke, merguez and morcilla.

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    That was v entertaining, well done. And you're cute! I'm a bit astimulated.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/18/09

    @Baroness: I know! I've had a little crush ever since the "win a date" contest.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/18/09

    @Baroness: Seconded. He's very good.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    Walking around one of the most annoying neighborhoods in NYC with a package of putrefying hot dogs on increasingly warm day and talking to smelly hipsters? I hope you got hazard pay.
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    Image of T.A.N. T.A.N.
    04/18/09

    @VoxPopuli: which smells worse: the hipster or the dog?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/18/09

    @T.A.N.: That's like asking whether the chicken or the egg came first.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    04/18/09

    In reply to The Williamsburg Hipster Grifter Scavenger Hunt
    Newsflash: some people steal and are shady.
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