Amid election discrepancies and in the wake of rumored affairs and spousal abuse, the wife of despotic Russian leader Vladimir Putin has gone missing. Where's Lyudmila?

In her new, authorized biography, French first lady Carla Bruni recalls talking to Michelle Obama on a trip to Washington, during which Obama says of her post, "It's hell. I can't stand it." Only two more years, Michelle!

Germany's Federal Assembly chosen a new president, but all anyone outside Germany cares about is his wife's tattoo, and whether Germany's "most unusual first lady" is a "First Lady mit glamour-potenzial." Meet Bettina Wulff. She's a 5'11" blonde European chick!

France's first lady is tres embarrassed that an old, raunchy episode of a talk show called Eurotrash has surfaced online. Now the French government is scrambling to get it yanked from YouTube. Here's what they don't want you to see.

Everyone got bored with attacking idiot Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich at some point mid-yesterday, so naturally today brought the SHAME ON HIS WIFE stories.