This little performance cannot be considered cool by any race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, marital status, national origin, ancestry, familial status, source of income, disability, or age.
Anybody remember Russell Crowe circa LA Confidential/Gladiator, when we were all "oh he's so manly and charismatic and talented and oooooh come to mama"? Or Russell Crowe circa Romper Stomper, when his superbuff, swastika-tattoed bod inspired a lot of really disturbing dreams for guiltily lusting Jews? Or Russell Crowe when he won his Oscar and looked shaggily sharp in a tux and spoke movingly about following your dreams? Can someone kindly page THOSE Russell Crowes to return to the building, please, and replace the grumpy lump festering on the Nottingham set?
I like to think that decades from now when I tell my grandchildren about this time, I will be able to say "Oh yeah, I was in the recession" like war vets say they were in the sh-t. And instead of showing scars, I will show off clearance purchases.
@scampersand: If that Page 6 item is indeed true, as someone who can't pay my rent this month after being laid off, I want to punch Mary Kate in her frail, purposefully underfed face.
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Also whenever I think of Russell Crowe, I now think of this:
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