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    Image of Nick Denton Nick Denton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    I don't want to interrupt your bitchfest -- but Tinsley and Levi were each impressive in their own way. I'd assumed Tinsley Mortimer would be one of those entitled children of privilege. But she's charming, either because that's her nature or because that is now as a socialite-reality-star her job. And Levi Johnston, while monosyllabic, did demonstrate a stolid self-assurance last night. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    I can't help thinking about Bristol, wiping the baby vomit out of her hair, reading her mother's latest tweet about how they're sure showing that Levi who's boss in Alaska now and seeing this picture.
    Should Levi get a walk on in Gossip Girl that girl might actually start to get my root for the underdog sympathies. Well, no, not actually. Ever. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    "I met the nicest pair of jeans last night." - Tinsley Mortimer. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Wasilla Boy

    You leave in the morning
    With everything you own
    Bound for Vanity Fair
    With Tank in The City
    You clean up real pretty, and
    You finally grew a pair

    Meth-y Mom will never understand
    Why you had to leave
    But the fame that you need
    Will never be found at home
    The book deal that you need
    Will never be found at home

    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.

    Pushed around and kicked around
    A f’in redneck hockey boy
    You were the one
    That the Palins talk about around town
    As they put you down

    And as hard as Bristol would try
    With her pale thighs
    But you never had pride to them
    Just scored a goal!
    No you never cried to them
    Just scored a goal!

    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.

    Score , boy, score...

    You leave in the morning
    With everything you own
    In Louis V case
    Your entourage in a jetway
    Posing for Playgirl
    Making money from the gaaaaaaays!

    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
    Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/12/09

    @BettyCrocker: Come on. Not even Bronski Beat remembers what Bronski Beat sounded like. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/12/09

    @goetz: I Are An Old #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/12/09

    @BettyCrocker: Though I neglected to tell you "good job" on this one, I do like it. Just not as much as your game-changing Little Mermaid rewrite. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Green Acres Redo Makes As Much Sense as 90210, Melrose Place #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    A Discarded "Obama 2008" Flyer Sketch Surfaces #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Bean Ad Meets Teen Dad #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    How does he manage to look out of place, no matter the place? #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Waaaitwaitwaitwaitwait. Fleshbot has an awards show? Why can't Gawker get an awards show? I want to give out bronze Klonopin Kats, damnit!!!! #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/12/09

    @DennyCrane: First annual happened last night. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/12/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Congrats, Lux! To many more! #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    He seems a lot less bloated than some earlier photos of him. No beer before the Playgirl shoot, Levi? #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    The Tins and the Pauper #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Girl, Boy Await Playboy, Playgirl #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    I should hate everything about him, but he's hot, so I heart him in my Algebra book. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    Talentless socialite and opportunistic douchenozzle think, "Well, Richard's gone, what could they possibly write about us?" #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/12/09

    In reply to Town and Country
    That Levi is a freak of nature. Surely he should be in Alaska playing hockey, chewin' something brown and cancer causing, maybe shootin' a beaver or two. But naw, he's in New Yawk gettin' cityfide and playing the smart game. Look at him go!

    (Sarah Palin assuredly has the prune face right now.)

    Bristol, defect honey! #tinsleymortimer
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    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Playing around with beav is what landed him at that party. He wasn't shooting blanks! #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Instead he's in New York chewin' beavers? Hiyo! #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/12/09

    @scroll_lock: and @Steverino Begins: I'm not sure you two aren't the same person. Pffttt, boys. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Or goils, as the case may be. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/12/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, Scrolly, completely forgot your girlitude or is Stevie one of the ladeeez? So confusing. Good to know being a luckdragon is genderless essentially, and warm. No, not really. #tinsleymortimer
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    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Was referring to myself being a haver-of-beav. Can't speak for Steve's beav. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/12/09

    @scroll_lock: Heh. I like haver-of-beav. Also partial to babymakin ladybox, vadge proprietor, or having an undeniable twat nest.

    /end Jezebel #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/12/09

    @scroll_lock: Ha. Well, despite the photo evidence of me as a child in a tutu, I am beaver-free.

    It is confusing. I've always said we should have pictures of our genitalia next to our avatars. #tinsleymortimer
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Steverino Begins: You can always buy a gaff and fake it!

    @Spirit Fingers: Ooh, like the vadge proprietor. #tinsleymortimer
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