Designer Marc Jacobs' ex Jason Preston called in a correction to the earlier stalker sighting of him supposedly carrying on the subway "loads of heavy shit," including luggage. Bottom line: he was carrying only one, very small Louis Vuitton gym bag, and don't call his boots "combat boots" because they're so much…

New York Post editor Col Allan does not appreciate your skepticism, goddammit. Via his flack, Allan has issued a statement in response to all the crap he's been getting today for his Mary-Kate-As-Prime-Suspect cover.

Yesterday when we mentioned that Marquee founder Jason Strauss looks more and more like Carson Daly every excruciating second, it was because that picture was miscaptioned and actually was of Carson Daly. Jason Strauss is someone else entirely and less immediately crazy-looking. THANK YOU, GOD.