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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/15/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Heh. I love that song. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Oops, sorry about that. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day when the grocer's daughter finally dies from being an evil bitch. As for Harper, he's an asshole. One of the saddest moments in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day. As for Harper, he's a fucking idiot. One of the saddest days in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Canada, relax. We can fix you right up. Trust. (Not completely comfortable with "trust," but it seems about right)

    [barackobamaforpm.blogspot.com]
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Christ, who knew there are so many Canadians on Gawker? No wonder the place seems to be getting cleaner, more polite, and is developing an inferiority complex. Eh? #foreignaffairs
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    You know what I always found strange: "The queen is dead. Long live the queen!" I know it's just declaring that there's a new queen, but it just seems so, so, "Yeah, you're dead [step over corpse of dead queen] and hey, you, now you're ruler and get to have your picture on the money. Congrats. Take her to be robed expeditiously.) #foreignaffairs
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    back back in the day, before i sold out for an income that would afford me a reasonable mortgage and the occasional supersized value meal, I used to be an idealistic young political sort, about to graduate from an nyc policy school. I lobbed in a call to John Baird, who had been my local member of parliament before i moved to Ammurika. He was little more than a none-too-bright backbencher at the time. i suppose i was looking for insight or an 'informational interview' or a job, or a lead, or something. He actually called me back himself, being a lowly backbencher and all at the time, but did so at 6:50 am on a Friday.

    Bastard.

    I ended up staying in NYC another 4 or 5 years after that. Thanks for being a twit John Baird!! #foreignaffairs
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/13/09

    @Artur Van Asinine: Give him a break, it's tough doing those metric time conversions early in the mourning. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/13/09

    @Artur Van Asinine: The best part? Ottawa and NY are in the same time zone. Although my Uncle taught John Baird in high school, and based on his anecdotes, I would guess there's no expectation that Baird would know that.
    I'll shut up now before I further perpetuate the idea that all Canadians know each other. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of jb88x jb88x
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    @secretagentman

    Actually, Baird has always supported same-sex marriage and voted in favour of it at the time.
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    11/13/09

    @jb88x: Doesn't matter, you lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Of course Canada is gullible, but it serves our purposes. For more than 200 years we let them think they were an independent country until those meddling kids from South Park spilled the beans. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    @Swifter: Not only are they gullible, they're also afraid of the dark. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    What I find fascinating, scary and sickening, is that John Baird, who is described as Harper's right hand man, enforcer and closest confidant, is a big homo. This Conservative party is the most homophobic, hateful group, who wanted to amend/dismantle gay marriage in Canada, and Baird stands by and says nothing. Yes, America, we have Republican closet cases too. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of BeeGee BeeGee
    11/13/09

    @secretagentman: Well that explains nearly everything... More info if you can please!!!
    Did you also know Harper wears tonnes of pancake makeup, eyeliner, and has plastic hair (from over application of hairspray)... A friend was at an Ottawa reception of somekind recently--apparently he also has the handshake/charisma of a dead fish. So disillusioned with the state of politics back home these little tidbits fill me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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    ms.creant promoted this comment Edited by BeeGee at 11/13/09 10:34 AM BeeGee was starred BeeGee was unstarred
    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    11/13/09

    @BeeGee: don't forget the weird purple lipstick. well, I'm sure it's pink in the tube, but when slathered on Harper's dead blue lips, he looks like a poorly-made over corpse. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of BeeGee BeeGee
    11/13/09

    @ms.creant: MAC shade called "cyber" -- I think it was a custom job.

    [www.maccosmetics.com] #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    @secretagentman: The man is a blow-hard, a walking dick who looks like he's drawn by Jack Kirby. Please don't try to humanize him with rumours of gayness. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    @T-Gawk: Hey, I don't want him to play for my team, he just do. Not a rumour, we have mutual acquaintances. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/13/09

    @secretagentman: Okay, in that case, please confirm or deny whether he and Rick Mercer used to be an item. I will be a workplace hero if I can bring this one home... #foreignaffairs
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    11/14/09

    @KikiCanuck: God no, Rick's had the same partner, Gerald Lunz, for like 20 years. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    At least they now have a rough draft to work off of. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!

    On a dubiously related note, Harper is weirdly into cats in general. See exhibit A, of our fearless leader: #foreignaffairs
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/13/09

    @KikiCanuck: He pretty clearly took dead-eyed charisma lessons from Thatcher (the person). Now do you see why we love Barack Obama so much? #foreignaffairs
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    Image of TheRtHonPM TheRtHonPM
    11/13/09

    @KikiCanuck: Off scene right: A crate of 50 kittens deemed insufficiently cute, off to the incinerator. #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    @TheRtHonPM: Those are the lucky ones. I'm pretty sure the kitteh above is named "Lunch." #foreignaffairs
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    Image of BeeGee BeeGee
    11/13/09

    @KikiCanuck: if you look closely into his eyes, you can see that The Harper is a soul-less evil robot whose operating system runs on a dual core Thatcherism/Reaganomics platform.

    (late model--some problems with competency, reliability and may develop an uncontrollable need to imitate his former next-door neighbour) #foreignaffairs
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    11/13/09

    @KikiCanuck: What's sad about this picture is that it isn't even a parody. Our Prime Minister actually posed next to a fireplace holding a KITTY in order to appear more likable. And I'm sure, once they were done shooting this nauseating scene, he unhinged his lower jaw and devoured the kitten whole, like the reptilian Visitor he is. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    11/13/09

    @KikiCanuck: He does have that cat in what looks suspiciously like a headlock.

    the un-cropped version would, tragically, show us the cat's crossed eyes and out-sprung tongue.

    Guess that'll spell the end of Stephen "JP" Harper's post PM career plan of shooting a pilot with NBC.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/13/09

    @deepey: Instead of human skin grafts, he uses fuzzy blue sweaters and kittehs to obfuscate the public and mask his reptilian underlayer. Also, the sweaters keep him warm in situations where crawling under a sun-lamp for valuable thermal energy would blow his cover. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thatcher Dead!
    Thatcher dead? Does Nancy have an alibi? She never got over walking in on those two... (shudder). #foreignaffairs
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    11/13/09

    @resipsaloquacious: The reason betamax failed is that their sex tape was filmed on that format so Nancy had it destroyed. #foreignaffairs
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    09/22/09

    In reply to Did This Congresswoman Have Lesbian Affair With a Turkish Spy?
    She's part of a mostly Republican group of legislators who compromised national security secrets a while ago during the Bush years. This story's been floating around vis a vis a whistleblower for a while now, and the AC took this bite out of it.

    Anyway, I read about this on Rawstory.com about a month ago. They had some pretty thorough coverage. Bradblog was all over this too: [www.bradblog.com]
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    09/22/09

    @BlinkyMcChuck: Dennis Hastert is deeper in this than she is.
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