Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day when the grocer's daughter finally dies from being an evil bitch. As for Harper, he's an asshole. One of the saddest moments in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day. As for Harper, he's a fucking idiot. One of the saddest days in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
Christ, who knew there are so many Canadians on Gawker? No wonder the place seems to be getting cleaner, more polite, and is developing an inferiority complex. Eh? #foreignaffairs
You know what I always found strange: "The queen is dead. Long live the queen!" I know it's just declaring that there's a new queen, but it just seems so, so, "Yeah, you're dead [step over corpse of dead queen] and hey, you, now you're ruler and get to have your picture on the money. Congrats. Take her to be robed expeditiously.) #foreignaffairs
back back in the day, before i sold out for an income that would afford me a reasonable mortgage and the occasional supersized value meal, I used to be an idealistic young political sort, about to graduate from an nyc policy school. I lobbed in a call to John Baird, who had been my local member of parliament before i moved to Ammurika. He was little more than a none-too-bright backbencher at the time. i suppose i was looking for insight or an 'informational interview' or a job, or a lead, or something. He actually called me back himself, being a lowly backbencher and all at the time, but did so at 6:50 am on a Friday.
Bastard.
I ended up staying in NYC another 4 or 5 years after that. Thanks for being a twit John Baird!! #foreignaffairs
@Artur Van Asinine: The best part? Ottawa and NY are in the same time zone. Although my Uncle taught John Baird in high school, and based on his anecdotes, I would guess there's no expectation that Baird would know that.
I'll shut up now before I further perpetuate the idea that all Canadians know each other. #foreignaffairs
Of course Canada is gullible, but it serves our purposes. For more than 200 years we let them think they were an independent country until those meddling kids from South Park spilled the beans. #foreignaffairs
What I find fascinating, scary and sickening, is that John Baird, who is described as Harper's right hand man, enforcer and closest confidant, is a big homo. This Conservative party is the most homophobic, hateful group, who wanted to amend/dismantle gay marriage in Canada, and Baird stands by and says nothing. Yes, America, we have Republican closet cases too. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: Well that explains nearly everything... More info if you can please!!!
Did you also know Harper wears tonnes of pancake makeup, eyeliner, and has plastic hair (from over application of hairspray)... A friend was at an Ottawa reception of somekind recently--apparently he also has the handshake/charisma of a dead fish. So disillusioned with the state of politics back home these little tidbits fill me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
@BeeGee: don't forget the weird purple lipstick. well, I'm sure it's pink in the tube, but when slathered on Harper's dead blue lips, he looks like a poorly-made over corpse. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: The man is a blow-hard, a walking dick who looks like he's drawn by Jack Kirby. Please don't try to humanize him with rumours of gayness. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: Okay, in that case, please confirm or deny whether he and Rick Mercer used to be an item. I will be a workplace hero if I can bring this one home... #foreignaffairs
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Bastard.
I ended up staying in NYC another 4 or 5 years after that. Thanks for being a twit John Baird!! #foreignaffairs
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I'll shut up now before I further perpetuate the idea that all Canadians know each other. #foreignaffairs
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Actually, Baird has always supported same-sex marriage and voted in favour of it at the time.
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Did you also know Harper wears tonnes of pancake makeup, eyeliner, and has plastic hair (from over application of hairspray)... A friend was at an Ottawa reception of somekind recently--apparently he also has the handshake/charisma of a dead fish. So disillusioned with the state of politics back home these little tidbits fill me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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