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    Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner

    Swing In Shame, Fat Kids

    Red Eye Hates Belgium Far More Than You

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    OMG. She speaks! She sounds like she's perpetually ordering a pastrami on rye. Is that okay?
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    Image of noahjacquemin noahjacquemin
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    It would have been funny if Khadafy went along with it and let her "arrest" him. After all the police stations turn her away, they grab some bagels, take a carriage ride through the park and get to know one another. This all leads to her next column where what had once repulsed has now aroused her.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    Litterbox Hot
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    She looks like she smells like a can of old tuna fish. Just sayin'.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    Oh, yes. Foreigners are always "foul smelling." It's a curiously common trait for "auslanders" everywhere. And Peys? Until the latter end of the last century, that included Jews, Gypsies, etc.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    @BadUncle: I hate to point this out, but in some corners of the world, Americans are mocked for being profligate wasters of hot water and soap, and the whole daily bathing + deodorant thing has not caught on.

    I'm looking at you, Williamsburg.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    And will Peyser involve a camel when addressing her next column's topic?

    Methinks the part where the lady wrote "parked his camel" undermines her moral rectitude just a smidgen.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sexxxy Cat Lady Arrests Dirty Foreigner
    Basement Cat has a minion.
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    Image of VeeKaChu VeeKaChu
    09/23/09

    @BettyCrocker: And it wants its America back, meow meow!
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    @VeeKaChu: Hisssss!
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/10/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    I am confused. Was my elementary school the only one where one kid would be sitting on the swing, and then another would sit on their lap facing them with their legs poking out through the other side of the swing, and you'd swing like that?

    In other words, the swings were holding up 2 kids, no problem.


    Also, is there a broken swing epidemic, or are we just trying to get the little fatties self-esteem destroyed as early as possible?


    There is a possibility the "2 girls, 1 swing" scenario described above was a weird proto-lesbian thing unique to my school. But I kind of doubt it.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/12/08

    @CherriSpryte: "are we just trying to get the little fatties self-esteem destroyed as early as possible?"

    I believe it would be this.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    Zurich is Strained.
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    Image of Omitofo Omitofo
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    I've started going to gym regularly and find fit people just as disgusting as fat people (granted, I go to Crunch). Sweat pouring off of everyone while cleaners run around wiping up the sweat off the walls, floors and disco mirrors.


    Everytime I look down the row of treadmills, I just see a bunch of puffy red hampsters.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/09/08

    @Omitofo: No shit. I used to be at the gym 1-2 hours a day until I had an existential crisis about being with vapid, self-absorbed people for that amount of time each day.
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    Image of oopsidoo oopsidoo
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    How many 6 year olds can even read that? What, they only want to help shame the precociously smart obese kids, not the dumb fatties?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    The little fat kid's revenge comes on the teeter totter when his or her tonnage vaults the skinny kid to the upward teeter totter position and the fatty promptly bails out. Hilarity and bruised coccyx for everyone.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    Blaming or shaming a 6 year old is wrong. Now, shaming the parents senseless for fattening up a kid, I have no problem with that. Genetic cases aside, you can choose to ignore the health scare issues, you can choose to have no willpower, you can choose to be slothful and make me pay for your diabetes treatments, because on paper at least, you're an adult capable of making adult decisions, but when you force that on your child it's a form of abuse.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/09/08

    @BaconCat:


    BaconCat, am I paying for your clogged arteries?

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/09/08

    @BaconCat: That's heavy.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/10/08

    @BaconCat: Thanks you! It's not the kid's fault. Don't make the kid feel guilty when he/she's in one of the EXERCISE areas. Find some way to shame the parents. Ads that start of nice and sweet, then end with one killer line.
    "You are a good parent- here's why la la la (details- child proof outlets, etc). So why is your kid FAT when you know it will shorten his life span?"
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    Looks like they put some heavy-duty chainage on those swings to hold up the little tubbies.
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    Image of Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave
    12/09/08

    In reply to Swing In Shame, Fat Kids
    Good. Fuck them little fatties. Send them over to the twisty slide where they can split the back of their "husky boy" sized Wranglers and provide endless laughter to the rest of us.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/12/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: And I'm sure you're still quite popular.
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