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    Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'

    A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama's Alleged Ass-Peek
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    He will appear exactly as he always wanted to appear. In other words, when Liz Taylor dies they'll need to wear nametags.
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    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    As for Hell, everyone who died in the 70's has avocado appliances and curling iron bewinged hair like Mariah Carey wore at Jackson's memorial service. They watch endless loops of Hello Larry.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    So basically the question is does Heaven operate on Darwinism or LeMarckism? That will blow some Creationists' minds.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    this would also assume that he never had vitiligo either, right?
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    If you went to Heaven with your decrepit body as it was when you died, it wouldn't be Heaven, would it? I say you get to choose. I want the Greek god-like body I had at age 20, please.
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    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    I don't know about physical form in heaven but I know about physical place, which is you're not going to be in the best seat. Jesus is hogging that one.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    Is Helen Keller blind? Does Marie Antoinette have her head?



    And what about the ability to accessorize?
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    I have it on good authority that while you are processing you get to choose up to five different looks. It's kind of like selecting from thumbnail options when you post a link with multiple photos on Facebook. I'm going to choose the 1977 Chillbear where I had a "Star Wars" hair cut and a wee white Saturday Night Live leisure suit. There's not enough Retro in heaven.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    "Using childhood photo's of Michael and knowledge on basic aging trends, forensic artists constructed a portrait of how Michael would have looked at age 50, had he never undergone plastic surgery."



    Yes, they did. They constructed it several years ago. I recognize it even though NextNature didn't credit the original source. It's even on my blog somewhere, although since google hates me I can't find anything there.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/13/09

    @raincoaster: It was from the August 28, 2008 edition of the U.K.'s Daily Mail:
    http://bit.ly/1SG4p1
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: I think it's older than that; the DM doesn't say they originated the photo either, and they don't credit it. God, I wish I could find the original.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    Looks an ironic amount like Martin Bashir:
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    Hello God, are you there? It's me, shapeshifter.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: I commented but it seems to have disappeared into the void? New technical problem?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    07/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: Make that changeling!
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    Image of Mick Mick
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    I'd take my Jackson up till the Thriller album. After that, the destruction of his face was just too much for my brain to comprehend or care about.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/13/09

    In reply to Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'
    Or does God let us choose which physical form we'd like to take when we arrive?



    Well, the Internet lets you choose your own avatar, so in that respect the Internet is better than heaven, yes?



    Maybe heaven is full of furries.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    07/11/09

    In reply to A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama's Alleged Ass-Peek
    A true gentleman knows how to help one lady down a set of steps while checking out another lady's derriere. Such class!
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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    07/10/09

    In reply to A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama's Alleged Ass-Peek
    I only have two things to say. One, some of you really need to get out of the USA. Sixteen is the age of consent in a number of western countries, even tho' for me that's ick.



    Second thing is that the BLACK girl [with the pass] really DOES have an ass on her. The girl girl who is 16? That's an ass? Not to be uncharitable but she needs to fill out. More like baby got back to the right.
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