Addled Seattle Skedaddles From Boozy Juicy Tweaky Drinkies
Washington becomes the second state to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks, thereby solving all their problems.
New York Senator Tackles America's Most Pressing Problem, Four Loko
New York Senator Chuck Schumer says alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko are "spreading like a plague across the country." This despite being extremely disgusting! Schumer is urging New York to ban the radioactive stuff. Washington's ban starts next week.
Four Loko 'Black Out' Party Shut Down
An all-you-can-drink Four Loko party on the Lower East Side was shut down by the host for legal reasons. Bummer.
New York Trying To Ban Four Loko
The NY State Liquor Authority is trying to ban gross caffeinated alcoholic drink Four Loko.
Michigan Bans Disgusting Frat Boy Drink
The sale of Four Loko — the caffeinated booze of choice for totally awesome college dudes — has been banned in Michigan, and stores have 30 days to remove it from shelves. You can still purchase across state lines, though!
The Early Show's Maggie Rodriguez Gets Drunk on Four Loko
This morning on The Early Show, after sitting through a scary segment on the dangers of every frat boy's favorite elixir, Four Loko, Maggie Rodriguez couldn't help but sample the "blackout in a can". Then, she sampled even more.
