Lindsay Lohan Goes Back In Time With New Red Hair
Lindsay Lohan is red once again. Bristol Palin's Dancing with the Stars performance may suck. Britney Spears is not an abuser, says her former bodyguard! Lady Gaga: cheater. Saturday Gossip Roundup is a chunky heel in your back.
Happy Birthday
BeyoncĆ© turns 28 today. Mark Ronson is turning 34. Police commissioner Ray Kelly is 68. Congressman Anthony Weiner is turning 45. Hotelier/restaurateur Sean MacPherson turns 45. Paper magazine co-founder David Hershkovits is turning 62. Damon Wayans is 49. Retired baseball player Mike Piazza is 41. And Dr. Drew Pinskyā¦
Costume Institute Drama, Chelsea Wedding Rumors
⢠It wouldn't be fashion's biggest night without a bit of drama thrown in to spice things up. Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, and Christy Turlington are reportedly skipping the Costume Institute gala this evening, possibly because Kate Moss was chosen to co-chair the event; meanwhile, Karl Lagerfeld, Azzedineā¦
Foxy Brown's Lawyer Speaks Out on her Non-Book
Last week, Simon & Schuster sued Brooklyn rapper Foxy Brown for failing to complete her memoir, Broken Silence. Now, her lawyer says that the publisher had allowed Foxy to put the project on hold after she suddenly lost her hearing, but then "decided not to go forward with [her] project." [All Hip Hop]
The Cases Against Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown Suits
Last week, Simon & Schuster filed suit against both Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown for failing to turn in the books they had been contracted to write. You can peruse both lawsuits against Kimberly Jones and Inga Marchand after the jump.
Ruining It for All the Other Aspiring Rapper-Writers
Simon & Schuster suing Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim for undelivered manuscripts on the same day? What does it mean? [NY Observer]
The Best Books Remain Unwritten
Female rapper Lil Kim and female rapper #2 Foxy Brown are both being sued for the same reason: being procrastinating authors. Ha, [we're-all-in-same-boat joke]! Simon & Schuster has filed suit against both of them for taking their advances ($40K and $75K, respectively) and then not writing a damn word. Ha, if onlyā¦
Foxy Brown Pleads Guilty to Cell-Phone Menacing
How does one go about "menacing a neighbor with [a] cell phone," as the AP reports of Brooklyn rapper Foxy Brown? The AP does not explain. The fight started with Foxy "blasting her car stereo" outside the building. (This scuffle is not to be confused with last year's fight with a manicurist.)
Foxy Boxed
Rapper, criminal, and muse of the ages Foxy Brown has been denied the early release from prison she had requested. Brown had been hoping to go to California to seek treatment for a defective ear implant. Ms. Brown was sentenced to a year in prison this past September, after violating the probation she earned byā¦
Joe Tacopina To Testify About Bernie Kerik's Lies
Gravel-voiced bulldog Joe Tacopina was a lawyer for corrupt former police commissioner Bernard Kerikāone that Kerik actually paid for services rendered. Because while the other guys were defending Kerik from pending indictments the old-fashioned "legal" way, Tacopina was, according to the U.S. Attorneys, passing onā¦
Lindsay Lohan's Taste In Dudes Remains Consistent
The Past Is Over
Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), used to receive telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembered where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town.
Foxy Brown Is In Solitary Confinement
Foxy Brown: Wore H&M To Court, Showed No Nipple
New York Post nutcase Andrea Peyser is titillated by the sight of a humbled Foxy Brown arriving at a Brooklyn court (from prison) to plead not guilty to her third phone-related assault. Brown's drab jacket and plaid pants (H&M!!) and "matted" hair excite Peyser to a degree that few cut-down-to-size "divas" could hopeā¦
BlackBerry-chucking rap queen Foxy Brown, who missed repeated arraignments last week, finally made it off Rikers Island to court! [TMZ]

