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09/08/09
But I do want to be plastered on this thread for posterity. You know...like a booger under a desk.
09/08/09
JERRY: It was a scratch.
JERRY: Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?
GEORGE: Was there any nostril penetration?
JERRY: There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call.
GEORGE: So let's say in her mind she witnessed a pick. Okay, so then what?
JERRY: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?
GEORGE: I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander throughh the desert for forty years with that dry air. ... You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.
JERRY: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?
GEORGE: No. That's disgusting!
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09/07/09
Halloween II experienced a 78% drop on Friday. Take the finger out of the nose and smell the meat burning. It's cooked. You're over. Done.
09/07/09