Pennsylvania Man Killed By His Dead Mother-In-Law
A Pennsylvania man who basically died at the hands of his dead mother-in-law Monday will reportedly be laid to rest this week "right in front" of the spot where she killed him.
Cops: Charmayne Maxwell Died In Freak Accident Involving a Wine Glass
TMZ says Los Angeles police officers now have a working theory on how 90's R&B star Charmayne Maxwell died in a freak accident last week.
Cops: 1990's R&B Star Found Bleeding to Death in Bizarre Scene
Charmayne Maxwell, best known as a member of the Grammy-nominated 1990's R&B group Brownstone, was found dying this week in what cops are calling a bizarre, freak accident.
Celebrity Trainer Killed While Shooting Fitness Video: Report
Greg Plitt, an actor, model and Bravo TV personality, died Saturday after he was hit by a train in Burbank, CA. According to reports, he was shooting some sort of fitness video at the time.
Man Runs Over His Own Head in Freak Accident
A Colorado man accidentally ran over his own head in a freak accident involving a cigarette this weekend.
Freshman Girl Impaled By Golf Club at ASU Fraternity Party
Natalie Eaton, 18, was impaled by a golf club in a freak accident at one of Arkansas State University's first parties of this year. According to police, two guys were tossing a football back and forth at a Kappa Alpha rush cookout when one decided to "bat" the football with the club. The club broke and "impaled Eaton…
15-Year-Old Javelin Thrower with Either Worst or Best Aim Kills Judge at Competition
A boy who, in another lifetime, might have been a lord of Winterfell is receiving psychological counseling today after hurling a javelin through the jugular vein of a judge during an athletics competition in Germany on Sunday.
Four-Year-Old Boy Crushed By Falling Tombstone
This story is equal parts sad and perplexing. A four-year-old boy was killed when a six-foot-tall tombstone fell on him in Utah's Glenwood Cemetery.
Crane Drops Swimming Pool, Causes Intense Swearing Situation
Preparing to wire swimming pool in suburban Minnesota, an electrician passed the time playing with his cellphone. He was videotaping a construction crane placing the pool into the homeowner's backyard when the crane tipped over, crushing the house and causing the most impassioned swearing spree I have ever heard on…
Golfer's Swinging Club Strikes Rock, Starts Fire
Your comedically terrible chain reaction of the day: A golfer who swung his iron and hit a rock sparked a 12-acre fire in California today. Flint and steel: It really works! [AP, image via Shutterstock]
Airplane Accidentally Informs 275 Passengers They're About to Die
Did you know airplanes have automated messages that notify passengers when they are falling into the sea? A British Airways flight recently told passengers, "We're about to crash," prompting widespread panic. Then the flight attendants were like, "Psyche!"
Rich Dude's Bellybutton Flips Inside Out and Nearly Kills Him
Banking heir and "techno music star" Ivan Wilzig had a tummy ache one day. Suddenly his innie bellybutton exploded into an outie—filled, presumably, with his guts. The process nearly killed him. This is his harrowing absurdist story.
Brooklyn Man Struck By Lightning, Revived In Ambulance
What a crazy storm last night, no? Just ask the 54-year-old man who was struck by lightning in Crown Heights. A witness said, "His feet were smoking and he was bleeding from the mouth." He was revived and is recovering.
Baby Killed by Falling Tree Branch at Central Park Zoo
A tree branch fell on 33 year-old Karla Riccuitti of Union City, NJ and her baby girl yesterday as they posed for a picture outside Central Park Zoo. 6 month-old Gianna Riccuitti was killed, and her mother was seriously injured as the father looked on.
Little Boy's Life Saved by Crocs
You know those legends about pocket Bibles stopping bullets and saving soldiers' lives? We should all abandon Jesus and worship at an altar of rubberized gardening clogs, because Crocs just saved a three-year-old boy from death by electrocution.
