I will use Lachey's display of the glory of the American educational system as an excuse to relate the following transcript of a conversation I overheard at the prepared-foods counter at Bristol Farm last night:
Blonde girl (pointing at mozzarella balls): Mozzarella. Is that cheese?
Polite counterwoman who manages not to roll her eyes: Yes.
Blonde girl: Then I want half a pound. No, wait. Is a quarter pound less than half a pound?
Counterwoman: Yes.
Blonde girl: (sounding very pleased with herself) Really?? OK - quarter pound!
@SaraRueful: I was thinking the same thing. I love Richard Dawson. Although, I think some of the guests on the Family Feud didn't appreciate his touching, if you know what I mean.
Man, growing up I was never much of a Saget fan (mostly because of "Full House") but after maturing I find him incredibly entertaining! So in short..I am now a huge fan of him.
Hmm, why not just put The Bachelor on indefinite hold and replace it with two hours of close ups of bulges? I'd watch that over most ABC programming any day.
@seyswho: why would you bother? you've obviously got an internet connection? don't know about yours, but mine sure as hell gets porn. i mean, i think it does.
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But don't change it, I laughed.
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Blonde girl (pointing at mozzarella balls): Mozzarella. Is that cheese?
Polite counterwoman who manages not to roll her eyes: Yes.
Blonde girl: Then I want half a pound. No, wait. Is a quarter pound less than half a pound?
Counterwoman: Yes.
Blonde girl: (sounding very pleased with herself) Really?? OK - quarter pound!
Me: *sigh*
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SO WHAT? WHO CAAAHES?
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Also, Richard, when did you sprout a last name? (I mean, I knew what it was, but I'm not used to seeing it!)
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Oh, and Nick can make as many mistakes as he wants. He has.. OTHER.. talents.
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Oh and Bob Saget smokes pot?? Who'd a thunk it?
Answer: Me.
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