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    Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
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    Image of CountFosco CountFosco
    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    So this is a bad time for me to be shopping my manuscript, "Franny and Zooey and Zombies"?
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    07/03/09

    @CountFosco: Maybe Franny, Zooey, and the Zombies from Planet Zircon?
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    Meh...I would rather read an update on "Flowers in the Attic"
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    07/03/09

    @Mymoustache: there's an entire series of sequels to "flowers in the attic" so you can accomplish this easily and without fear of lawsuit!
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    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    Holden Caulfield was my first true romance.


    I always wondered what happened to him in his later years.


    Now I may never know.

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    07/03/09

    @ithabeleng metesunyane: JD Salinger wrote other stories about Holden and his siblings. You can find them on the internet; someone typed them up from old magazines and uploaded them.
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    07/03/09

    @ithabeleng metesunyane: He and Esther Greenwood got married and died in a horrible boating accident. I actually meant to write that as a short story in my teens. I guess I'm lucky that I didn't.
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    There are few characters less appealing-sounding than a 76-year-old Holden Caufield.
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    07/02/09

    @lawyergay: OMG! Holden is the embodiment of the cranky old guy yelling at the neighborhood kids.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    "obsessive-compulsive old man with a taste for teenaged girls might come after you."


    FYI Woody Allen is in Europe right now, so I'm safe.

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    This doesn't bode well for my novella, Seymour: An Epilogue.
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    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    Colting remarked that the judge held his motion as if it were a turd.
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    07/02/09

    In reply to Judge Annoints J.D. Salinger the King of the Internet
    But when will J.D. sue Michiko Kakutani
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    07/02/09

    @Pareene: (no one else has made that joke yet, RIGHT??)
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