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New York, 11:43 PM
Sat Dec 19
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    An Important Movement Begins
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    I am responding to your sign offering a free Kenley.


    What are the care and feeding requirements for a Kenley? Is it expensive to keep a Kenley? Will a Kenley play well with my other pets? I got a free Tibet last month (from the shelter) and just want to make sure that they'll get along.

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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Did she throw the cat at her other mother, with the button eyes? (Button eyes courtesy of Mood.)


    What, no Coraline fans out there?

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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Free Kenley???? What about the kittehs!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Kittens are not grenades. There is no pin and we do not throw them.


    Not even when they yak up hairballs on the bed.

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    Image of hilkaryic hilkaryic
    03/19/09

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    OMG I just spit out my water and snorted really loud.
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    03/19/09

    @hilkaryic: Why? Did someone throw a cat at you?
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    I don't see what the problem is. Her father, the tugboat captain, routinely puts cats in cannons to fend off pirates.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Yarrgh!


    That mebbe be werkin' 'ginst Somali pirates but we REAL buccaneers not be a'scar'd o' enne wee cats. In fact, fer months, out of chain shot, th' infamous Blackbeard used t' stuff the cannon wi' calico cats an' aim them at the enemy sails.


    Have ye e'er seen what a wet an' angry cat kin do to a mainsail?

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Uh, you guuuuuuuuuuuuuyssss, she totally nailed him with that kitty.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03/19/09

    @Awesome X: That cat is too fat. Just like Leanne. It wasn't even trying to really hurt him. That cat wasn't selling the injury.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Kenley is turning into a real Betty Page Six.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/19/09

    @Kid Twist: Heh
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Can we put this woman up against a wall so Paris Hilton can throw dogs at her?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Remind me why I should care? Even a little?
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/19/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: because she threw a CAT at a PERSON!
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Something tells me that Kenley has been throwing her pussy at men for years and this is just the first time anyone called her out for it.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    03/19/09

    @saythatscool: NYPost beat you to that one, I'm sorry to say.
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    Image of Josh Michtom Josh Michtom
    03/19/09

    @Perhaps Not: Yeah, it's still funny, though. I wanted to say something about how this isn't what Missy Elliot meant when she said, "Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya," but I knew someone would beat me to the punch.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/19/09

    @Josh Michtom: I remember that number. Missy really belted that one out with feline.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/19/09

    @Josh Michtom: That would have been great too, since Kenley showed us her mastery of hip-hop with Leanne's makeover outfit.


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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/19/09

    @unclevanya: Can I just add how terrified I was sending that image code without a preview, and how awesome I felt when it worked?


    Bravo for life's little pleasures.

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    And Free Mum-Ra, too.
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