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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/14/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets
    I loved the moment where she was shopping at prada and said "I'd rather be shopping at south coast plaza" (overpriced mall, behind the orange curtain) - yes bitch, I'm sure you really WOULD be in south coast plaza than in italy, ungrateful whore #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets
    Vickie is stupid and he mother is worse. The daughter seems like she has a good head on her shoulder. The worst shit was her saying her daughter finished a 7 year program in 3. It is literally impossible. All classes are not offered every semester. She probably got her bachelor degree in 3 years, which is doable. She would still need 2 -3 years in nursing school to be an RN. Vicky's insecurities are palpable. Why not celebrate her daughter graduating college period. what Four Seasons does she go to where she can get a family suite for $500 a night? The hotel was beautiful but if she wanted a Four Seasons guess what? They have one in Rome. She knew she was going to Italy and no fucking effort to learn some common phrases or even download a damn app on her iPhone! #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets
    I hate myself for watching this but I can't help it. It's probably the only reality crap that I watch on TV so I guess it's not so bad. It's OK that I watch Top Chef, right? #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets
    She's so boring this season - financially stable, kids seem to be turning out somewhat normal, her marriage is surprisingly healthy (what a 180 from last season, eh?) and, so far, she's been staying away from the drama. What the hell, Vick?!?! #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/13/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Don't be fooled by Vicki's valiant attempt to keep her temper under wraps. She's like a volcano ready to explode. #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/13/09

    @Zira: Yeah, that's what I'm hoping will happen... she's been acting way too calm. #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/13/09

    @Conchie Birdie: You're not going to have to wait for too long: in the preview for next week's episode Vicki has a major smackdown with the new housewife. I'm still waiting for someone to call her "Droopy Dog".
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    Edited by Zira at 11/13/09 5:09 PM Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    11/13/09

    @Zira: Agreed. Past seasons have shown us she's completely insane so, unless she's been medicated during the hiatus, this is the calm before the storm. #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    11/13/09

    @gladys_kravitz: And now we know where the insane comes from. Can you imagine being on vacation with her obnoxious mother for more than 5 seconds?! #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets
    Three comments:

    1) Your 6th grade english teacher is still proud of you.

    2) It's not clear if you're familiar with recent thumb scholarship:

    [ancienthistory.about.com]

    3) Dig deeper. Did she do a cash-out refi to finance the trip? Did the show's producers? #therealhousewivesoforangecount...
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Brian - this needs to be recorded by Tori Amos, with a tinkly piano background and the occasional oogah horn. Well done. #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Do you mind if I recite and record that for LibriVox? #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/06/09

    @Brad Brown: Just be sure to post a link! #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    Since the mastery of "tanned hide... made by a beast..." have already been noted let me offer

    No victims, just someone to tell you to shut the fuck up
    to seance the ghost of your gold digging succubus

    Genius #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/06/09

    In reply to An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County
    The jewelry is designed by a beast, her
    tanned hide stretched tight over ribs
    like a fleshen xylophone.

    Made my afternoon. #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Love. It. THe video is awesome but I personally could have just had the "is your wig squeezing your brian heffa?" in a continuos loop. It is magic (© Gloria Kamen) #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of TabithaIapetus TabithaIapetus
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    That is the best typing about this show I have ever read. I no longer/rarely miss Richard what's-his-name. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Richard Lawson promoted this comment TabithaIapetus was starred TabithaIapetus was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    10/23/09

    @TabithaIapetus: Please capitalize What's-His-Name out of respect.

    And, yes, this was beautiful. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/23/09

    @Richard Lawson: Thank you, Mr. What's-His-Name. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of vitajex vitajex
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    I think that I shall never see
    a bunch of wretches such as these.
    Full of spunk and zeal and zest-
    just like Kim Z's constructed breasts;
    Gals that shop and snipe all day,
    And at the shrine of Prada pray;
    A group that may in Summer wear
    A nest of store-bought Shudra hair;
    Upon whose bosom gold has lain;
    despite their utter lack of brain.
    Poems are made by fools like me,
    But these damn fools are on TV. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment vitajex was starred vitajex was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/23/09

    @vitajex: The highest of praise, my fellow poet. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/23/09

    @vitajex: That was beautiful. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Zira Zira
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    I'm going to have "Tardy for the Party" stuck in my head for at least another month. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/23/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: I've had it stuck for quite a while now... it is SO hard to shake, in all of its idiocracy. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Oh my. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    10/23/09

    In reply to An Elegy for The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer? #realhousewivesofatlanta
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    BowlingForDollars was starred BowlingForDollars was unstarred
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