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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    aol sucks
    square, yellow or blue
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    art for art's sake

    money, for god's sake
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    Free porn is good
    Free iPods are better
    Tiger Woods' babes
    Are real go-getters
    Oral Roberts is gone
    And so's Roy Disney
    Avatar will hit you
    Right in the kidney
    Michael Jackson, Twilight,
    Barack Obama,
    You search these terms
    So does your mama
    Swine flu will get you
    Health care can't stop it
    But "sexy nudes"
    Will always top it
    You search for me
    I search for you
    AOL pays nothing
    But you can't sue.
    So be a lawyer,
    Cop, or fighter
    But never, ever
    Become a writer.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @TedSez: Ha! Fantastic.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    This is so LOL you have no idea. I'm dying.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @Foster Kamer: If I get my $30 we're going out for dinner. Cheap dinner. It's only $30 after all.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: Where in Manhattan can you buy dinner for $30? I haven't lived there in 15 years, and I don't recall it being that cheap even then.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Popeyes. Mmmmm....
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    Why Can’t I Bring My Kitty To Work?

    Her name is Lucy. She and her brother, Edmund
    Don’t take up much room or air
    They both could sleep in my in box, give or take a tail
    But that would leave no place for the mail
    And kitties are not square

    Where would they poop? With a litterbox
    20 miles away – they would look for paper shreddings
    Or a quiet corner to dump in, which we’d hate
    We could shellack it and use it as a paperweight
    But kitty poop is not square

    I say our office needs more angles and curves
    And the way a kitty bends and swerves is just the thing
    To right the squareness of our space
    Tuxedo kitties show good taste
    But our CEO is square. And he wants no kitties there.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: Send it to Seed. You could get paid!
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: If I do, I'm buying you a huge-assed martini at Traxx in Penn Station. (I'll spend the rest on cat toys.)
     Reply
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: Fuck that, let's go to the Blue Store on 8th Ave and buy some porn.
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: NOW, you're talkin'!
     Reply
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    Image of tongue-tied tongue-tied
    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: You won't have enough left over to spend on anything.
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @tongue-tied: Porn HAS gotten pricey. Or did you mean martinis?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    Seed uses it's mad robot brain to generate story ideas based on what you, yes you, have been searching for on the internet

    So... most of the articles requested are about porn, porn, porn, what is this thing on my butt, porn, shopping, porn, shopping for porn, Tiger Woods, how to make $$$ at home with your computer!!1!...?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    I dunno, but anyone familiar with the inner workings of Windows Vista? I think I'm sitting here watching someone go through my hard drive systematically, remotely.
     Reply
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    Image of Spy from the Land of Rainpeople Spy from the Land of Rainpeople
    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yeah, but it'll cost way more than $30 per assignment.

    Think about it...
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment Spy from the Land of Rainpeople was starred Spy from the Land of Rainpeople was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    @Spy from the Land of Rainpeople:

    I love you Spy. In a digital way, of course.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: btw, if you are a superduper computer security expert, I might have a modest proposal for you. Better than NSA-good, tho. Mossad-good.
     Reply
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    Image of Spy from the Land of Rainpeople Spy from the Land of Rainpeople
    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thanks, Uncle. But I'm a retired spy. These days I never log out of my machine when I leave the office. And almost all the passwords are shared and posted on the bulletin board. I like this much more than the previous gigs.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    @Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: Okeedoke. To be clear, you'd be on defense. White hat and everything, and not working for the gummint.
     Reply
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    You could work up an anthology of these, like Joe Wenderoth's Letters to Wendy's.
     Reply
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/17/09

    In reply to Poetry in the Machine: 'What Does It Mean to Square Something?'
    I give it two bongos and a beret. Good work!
     Reply
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Thank you, sir. A good poem is never finished, just abandoned.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    How long till #AOLFlarf is a trending topic on Twitter?
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    Whose dick do I have to suck to get this made into a daily feature?
     Reply
    Brian Moylan promoted this comment Edited by Cunning_Linguist at 12/16/09 2:35 PM Cunning_Linguist was starred Cunning_Linguist was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/16/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Probably mine. But instead of that, just get everyone to click on it. If it's popular I'll keep writing them.
     Reply
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    12/17/09

    @Brian Moylan: Well that's certainly easier. Phew.
     Reply
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    Image of tongue-tied tongue-tied
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    AOL always sucked anway. Nothing to see here, please move on folks.
     Reply
    Foster Kamer promoted this comment tongue-tied was starred tongue-tied was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/16/09

    @tongue-tied: How wrong you are. You're looking at the future. And it's fucking terrifying.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/16/09

    @Foster Kamer: It would be interesting to see what happens if someone enters the lyrics to the Leonard Cohen song "The Future".
     Reply
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    Image of tongue-tied tongue-tied
    12/17/09

    @Foster Kamer: Well, it may be AOL's future, but given their past behavior, I don't think it holds much cause for either celebration or fear. Unless you truly believe this is going to become the model for all journalism in the future.
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    Someone needs to just send in Schoolhouse Rock lyrics as stories.
     Reply
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    What to do with all those English majors, what to do....
     Reply
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/16/09

    In reply to Poetry Is Humanity's Only Defense Against the AOL News Borg
    You rock, rock.
     Reply
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    Image of freakshowtime freakshowtime
    12/16/09

    @Beau Nerd: Hearted for I ♥ Huckabees reference.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/17/09

    @freakshowtime: Thanks!
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