And what exactly were the apostles smoking with all those reports about walking on water and raising people from the dead? I mean that's a story that needs to be developed.
This is awesome, it's like looking out of the window of the cool bus as you drive through an idiot slum. Wave to the bigotscum, everyone, wave... awww, look, that one's foaming at the mouth, bless him...
@RheaPollstry: Considering what a freak i am about manners, i should be right there with you, but there's just something about people damning me to Hell that just infuriates me. Aside from the whole "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" bit, i'm all, "who the hell died and made you God? Cuz i didn't get that memo, and i'm pretty sure they didn't down at Wonderbread Lutheran Church, either." I think i'm still on the membership lists there. It's the nerve of it, really.
Is it amusing or sad that people who are "against same sex marraige" don't get that their stance is nasty to gay people in and of itself. They are essentially saying that they speak for God, who has told them that gay relationships are at best inferior to heterosexual relations, and at worst downright evil. It doesn't get much nastier than that. But I don't hate such people. Even people who think they are God are children of God.
@jimstoic: It's neither amusing nor sad, it's fucking infuriating. Their religion gives them the right to discriminate, and furthermore, it gives them the right to ram it down our throats. Then they have the nerve to bleat about not being respected when we call bullshit on them.
I don't hate them. They're not worth the energy it takes to hate. I do hold them in a fair amount of contempt, however.
I don't want to see gays have basic rights but I'm not NASTY to them or anything. Not like people who think that all people should be treated equally treat those of us who are homophobic and narrow minded. Now THAT'S nasty.
@Baroness: "bless their hearts." jeez, 6 years in the southeast just came flooding back. I love how they'd say something horrendous, followed by "bless his heart." Like that makes it all better.
@Hydroceph: When I was in the deep South for work for six weeks I would do my snarky New Yorker schtick and someone would inevitably say "Why bless your heart." and I would think, "What is WRONG with these people???"
I don't understand why people always say the don't smoke weed. The great thing about weed is you don't have to smoke it. You can eat it, you can vaporize it, you can smoke it, they make losenges (i'm sure that's spelled wrong), they make pills, you can drink it (if you have fat or alcohol), so many options. You don't necessarily have to smoke it. It's very versatile.
I didn't smoke for a long time, I've only recently started again. Saying you don't smoke it doesn't mean anything, especially with all the other ways you can do it.
@MisterHippity: I know, isn't that just sneaky and inconsistent of me? And even sneakily inconsistent, just to rub salt into that poor lamb's stigmata?
Of course, i think the whole "child of God" thing is a load of crap, and so someone had to do a bit more than contribute body-heat to a room before i consider him/her worth respect.
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Jesus and product placement. You knew this was coming.
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Jews didn't deny Jesus; Jesus would deny Jesus if he could!
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I don't hate them. They're not worth the energy it takes to hate. I do hold them in a fair amount of contempt, however.
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hel-fucking-lo you twit.
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I didn't smoke for a long time, I've only recently started again. Saying you don't smoke it doesn't mean anything, especially with all the other ways you can do it.
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Yeah. Hey gay person, what's up with that? Why won't you show some respect for the ones trying to legally bar you from marrying your one true love?
It's not like they're being "nasty" to you or anything.
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Of course, i think the whole "child of God" thing is a load of crap, and so someone had to do a bit more than contribute body-heat to a room before i consider him/her worth respect.
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It was always amusing to place "guess the join date" upon reading an especially dumb comment.
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FUN FACT: The word Incarnate basically means "to put inside MEAT".
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Hates: cancer patients, Jews, alcohol, naysayers, pills, Tom Cruise, Obama.
Likes: weed (but doesn't smoke it), injections, Jesus, living.
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