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miss_msry
04/11/09

In reply to And No, I Don't Smoke Weed
Uh, what's wrong with smoking weed. Did I miss that memo?
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VoxPopuli
04/10/09

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But I like my rims and my satellite TV. Does this mean I have to give up my job?
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apocalypse-nowish
04/10/09

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Seems like a lot more hate than usual this week. Jesus brings out the best in people.
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BxgrlJeri
04/11/09

@apocalypse-nowish: Like Hellman's Mayonaise.

Jesus and product placement. You knew this was coming.
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BxgrlJeri
04/10/09

In reply to And No, I Don't Smoke Weed
And what exactly were the apostles smoking with all those reports about walking on water and raising people from the dead? I mean that's a story that needs to be developed.
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fileunder
04/10/09

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Yamika? That's racist.
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Mama Penguino
04/10/09

@fileunder: Exactly! How frigging hard can it be to Google it? I'm really tired of the phonetic spelling of Jewish garb. What's next? Yaw-way?

Jews didn't deny Jesus; Jesus would deny Jesus if he could!
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Not The Red Baron
04/10/09

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This is awesome, it's like looking out of the window of the cool bus as you drive through an idiot slum. Wave to the bigotscum, everyone, wave... awww, look, that one's foaming at the mouth, bless him...
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@Not The Red Baron: this bus's windows..they're made of polycarbonate, right?
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RheaPollstry
04/10/09

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I don't mind people telling me I'm going to Hell as long as they're polite about it.
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@RheaPollstry: Considering what a freak i am about manners, i should be right there with you, but there's just something about people damning me to Hell that just infuriates me. Aside from the whole "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" bit, i'm all, "who the hell died and made you God? Cuz i didn't get that memo, and i'm pretty sure they didn't down at Wonderbread Lutheran Church, either." I think i'm still on the membership lists there. It's the nerve of it, really.
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jimstoic
04/10/09

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Is it amusing or sad that people who are "against same sex marraige" don't get that their stance is nasty to gay people in and of itself. They are essentially saying that they speak for God, who has told them that gay relationships are at best inferior to heterosexual relations, and at worst downright evil. It doesn't get much nastier than that. But I don't hate such people. Even people who think they are God are children of God.
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@jimstoic: It's neither amusing nor sad, it's fucking infuriating. Their religion gives them the right to discriminate, and furthermore, it gives them the right to ram it down our throats. Then they have the nerve to bleat about not being respected when we call bullshit on them.

I don't hate them. They're not worth the energy it takes to hate. I do hold them in a fair amount of contempt, however.
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BxgrlJeri
04/10/09

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I don't want to see gays have basic rights but I'm not NASTY to them or anything. Not like people who think that all people should be treated equally treat those of us who are homophobic and narrow minded. Now THAT'S nasty.

hel-fucking-lo you twit.
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Baroness
04/10/09

@BxgrlJeri: I'm surprised she didn't add, "bless their hellbound hearts" or some other trite regional grotesquerie to the sentiment.
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@Baroness: "bless their hearts." jeez, 6 years in the southeast just came flooding back. I love how they'd say something horrendous, followed by "bless his heart." Like that makes it all better.

[long, agonized shriek]
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BxgrlJeri
04/11/09

@Hydroceph: When I was in the deep South for work for six weeks I would do my snarky New Yorker schtick and someone would inevitably say "Why bless your heart." and I would think, "What is WRONG with these people???"
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Conrad
04/10/09

In reply to And No, I Don't Smoke Weed
I don't understand why people always say the don't smoke weed. The great thing about weed is you don't have to smoke it. You can eat it, you can vaporize it, you can smoke it, they make losenges (i'm sure that's spelled wrong), they make pills, you can drink it (if you have fat or alcohol), so many options. You don't necessarily have to smoke it. It's very versatile.

I didn't smoke for a long time, I've only recently started again. Saying you don't smoke it doesn't mean anything, especially with all the other ways you can do it.
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CaptainFantastic
04/10/09

@Conrad: Yes, but what percentage of weed is smoked? 99.84% is the answer.
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MisterHippity
04/10/09

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"I still see them as a child of God and worthy of my respect. Too bad it is so seldom returned."

Yeah. Hey gay person, what's up with that? Why won't you show some respect for the ones trying to legally bar you from marrying your one true love?

It's not like they're being "nasty" to you or anything.
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@MisterHippity: I know, isn't that just sneaky and inconsistent of me? And even sneakily inconsistent, just to rub salt into that poor lamb's stigmata?

Of course, i think the whole "child of God" thing is a load of crap, and so someone had to do a bit more than contribute body-heat to a room before i consider him/her worth respect.
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JacquesPaysan
04/10/09

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This thread makes me miss Jack Ketch so much. Sigh, those were the good old days. Summer of '08, we hardly knew ye.
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karion
04/10/09

@JacquesPaysan: And also the listing in the profile about the commenter's join date.

It was always amusing to place "guess the join date" upon reading an especially dumb comment.
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CaptainFantastic
04/10/09

@karion: This might be the only place I can say that I miss the join date too. November '07 for me...not too long.
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Pope John Peeps II
04/11/09

@CaptainFantastic: Join date for me. 2004? I think?
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Pope John Peeps II
04/11/09

@Pope John Peeps II: In my previous incarnation.

FUN FACT: The word Incarnate basically means "to put inside MEAT".
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JacquesPaysan
04/11/09

I'm going to go incarnate some bacon. @Pope John Peeps II:
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Rhymenocerous
04/10/09

In reply to And No, I Don't Smoke Weed
dicktracy certainly seems full of contradictions.

Hates: cancer patients, Jews, alcohol, naysayers, pills, Tom Cruise, Obama.

Likes: weed (but doesn't smoke it), injections, Jesus, living.
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mfnher
04/10/09

@czecher: Ha ha. What did you say to mikeytotka23 that got him/her all wound up?
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saythatscool
04/10/09

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I just like the idea of the swarthy greek guy drawing the line in the sand with Richard there.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
04/10/09

@saythatscool: I just like the idea of swarthy greeks, but I'm probably in the minority. I'm going home to watch the Guns of Navarone now.
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Hydroceph
04/10/09

@Itsjustcatnip: depends on what kind of mood i'm in, but really? The hairless/waxed chest trend can't end soon enough.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
04/10/09

In reply to And No, I Don't Smoke Weed
Oh thanks, because I really appreciate it when my slice of hate is served with whipped cream.
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