Rudy Giuliani Is Not Endorsing 'Close Personal Friend' Donald Trump for President, But He'll Vote for Him
We all know that former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is a hard man to please. The guy has even denounced Beyoncé.
Let The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!
This Photo of Hillary Clinton Lovingly Hugging George W. Bush at Nancy Reagan's Funeral Seems Unfortunate
If you were going to make an ordered list of people who Nancy Reagan’s funeral went worst for, number one on that list would probably have to be Nancy Reagan. Number two, I think, would be Hillary Clinton, pictured here in a familial embrace with the man who tangentially torpedoed her first presidential campaign and…
Let Us Not Forget That Peyton Manning Loves Jeb Bush
On this day of all days, arguably the most important day of the year for both athletics and for #brands, we must not forget the ties that bind us: namely, the ties between the Denver Broncos’ quarterback, and the youngest Bush boy.
Your Boss and Your Money and Who's Your Friend
You may love your job. You may love your boss. But if your boss has a problem with you getting the money you deserve, then the friendly boss is not your friend.
Warner Bros. Fined a Fan $20 for Pirating the 31st-Best Friends Episode
Some ways to watch Friends, a classic situational comedy about white people, include: buying digital episodes for a couple of bucks each, purchasing them on physical DVDs for even less than that, or catching some of the many, many syndicated reruns available on network television for free. Or you could just pirate an…
New York Man Ticketed for Driving in Carpool Lane with Wooden Friend
When Officer Jonathan Abrams pulled over a Long Island man for speeding in the HOV lane Friday morning, he ran into a slight problem: He asked both men in the car for ID, but one of them, being several pieces of wood stuck together, had none.
Watch Every Single Episode of the First Season of Friends Play at Once
You got some time? You feeling patient and maybe a little crazy? You wanna watch every single episode of Friends (season one) played in tandem? Yeah, come on, you know you do.
Dog Snuggles With Best Dog Friend Having a Bad Dream
You ever have a bad dream where you're running down a long hallway away from the bad guys, but the hallway just keeps getting longer and longer and you know you're never gonna make it?
Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow Reunite, Curse Wildly at Each Other
Jennifer Aniston, delightful secret genius, is promoting Horrible Bosses 2 at the same time that Lisa Kudrow is making her comeback in The Comeback. Jimmy Kimmel spotted a chance to get the two Friends back together (again) and have them sling the foulest curse words they could think of.
Jennifer Aniston Is a Genius
Jennifer Aniston's idea for a Friends reunion is a casual work of genius and should be the only option considered going forward.
Democrats Don't Want Anything to Do With Obama Now
Symbols fade with time. In 2008, when Barack Obama campaigned for the presidency, attempting to become the first black man to hold the the nation's highest office, his run was "historic" and "generations in the making." It was, by most accounts, a big win for the Democratic party, which had lost ground and political…
Penn State Junior Dresses Up, Whispers With Squirrel Named "Sneezy"
Penn State junior Mary Krupa is, according to her peers and WJAC-TV, the "Squirrel Whisperer." Over the course of her college career, she's developed a deep and lasting relationship with Sneezy the Squirrel, who seems to not mind the fact that Krupa likes to dress her up and take pictures of her. Sneezy is chill.…
Matt LeBlanc Resurrects "Smell the Fart Acting" for Graham Norton
Great! Now do it wearing all of Chandler's clothes!
Meet the Infinite Friends Machine, Your Semi-Automated Sitcom Bot
This is a scene from an episode of Friends written by a bot called the Infinite Friends Machine.
David Schwimmer's Neighbors Label Him "Not Cool" in Hurtful Graffiti
Nearly a decade after Central Perk burned to the ground, trapping all of the Friends inside it, David Schwimmer continues to be the lamest character in everyone's lives.
Four in Ten White People Only Have White Friends
There is good news and bad news here in post-racial America, the land in which nobody sees color, until it's time to shoot. The good news is that young people— who are The Future— are really embracing integration. The bad news? As usual, old white people.
Paul McCartney Writes Letter to Support Pussy Riot After Hunger Strike
When a jailed member of the controversial Russian punk band Pussy Riot decided to go on hunger strike to protest her incarceration proceedings, Sir Paul McCartney stepped in. He penned a hand-written letter to Russian authorities, demanding they release the two remaining jailed members of the wronged band.
Crazy Rumor of the Day: NBC Confirms Brand New Season of Friends
Wholly unsubstantiated rumors of an impending Friends reunion slated for Thanksgiving 2014 made mild waves online last week.
Old School Inspired Kidnapping Prank Prompts NYPD Manhunt, Helicopters, Real Life Consequences
The thing about reenacting a movie trope in real life, is that real life consequences will follow. Always. Because it's not a movie. Gravity, judgement, debt, concerned witnesses, police, repercussions all exist.
