The ladies who worked on the ad were all, "Can't we move the line directly to his cock?" And the gentlemen were all, "No, it must be his masculine waistline that does the chatting." Thus spake patriarchy.
@resipsaloquacious: I'd like to see you slip into something a little more uncomfortable, res darling, like these trousers. If you dislike the creases, I have something hot that can press them out.
The youngs among you maybe slightly amused to know that those long background and mood pieces used to be known among newsroom cynics as Thumbsuckers. Who knew entire newspapers would one day consist of nothing but? Take your time. Advertisers knew.
Did anyone read that article? "The controversy is it’s the fact that she’s a white girl blowing me and I’m black. That role reversal freaks people out." Yep. That's the shocker. It's all about race.
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Bryan Batt would probably kill to wear these, and Sal would so make them work.
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Team Tight Trou, y'all.
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Gabriel, where is Rhea's star already?
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This image seems appropriate to this conversation.
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Alessandra Stanley was 9 years old.
Or was it 8? Maybe 10?
We'll check later.
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Well, yes.
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Fertility clinics do a brisk business dealing with men who dispense Sprite Zero.
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