Of course, this works best for people that don't read the website or watch the channel. Every single one of these opinions is overridden or matched with a psychotic binge of sudden horrible gloom, like Cramer's "get you money out for the next five years" business or Faber's rantings. It's a bipolar opinion market, not…
The boat pic is very Tom Sawyer cum Deliverance. The poor guy can't even afford a spray-on tan or swimming trunks.
Tina Fey Backlash
Ratty Gawker mascot Andrew Krucoff reminds us that the backlash against the 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live comedian began on these pages way back in 2004.
"Yes I'm OT 7 as CLEAR AS FUCKING HELL"
Our Tom Cruise videos continue to attract attention from near and far, as well as some choice comments—including a number from Germany, where the government is taking a hard line against the religion. And from Poland, where they are terrified.
The Immutable Law
"I don't think 25(?)-year-old Julia Allison was expecting to have to learn the "there's always someone younger and hotter" lesson quite so soon." [All My Girlfriends]
"His White-House-defaming, non-story-factchecking ass is GONE!!!"
Now that a judge has allowed Dan Rather to dig through his CBS bosses' email, what will the embittered former anchor find? "Guys - I know it's in the shitter lately what with us firing Dan, canning the actually quite popular Bob Schieffer (the "Sheef" as we suits like to call him) and replacing him lovely news-pouf…
