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    Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Where's that "O Rly" owl picture when you need it?
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    Image of Rod Townsend Rod Townsend
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Anything I say here is either self-incriminating or bragging.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Look what's going on at Columbia. They seem to have a "munchies" lab:


    [surc.columbia.edu]

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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    01/07/09

    @Carol Gardens: Of course, this sort of research would originate in a school named "Columbia".
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    I'd like to feel powerful and confident as much as the next person, but the one reason I refuse to do coke is having spent too much time with repetitive, tedious and loud-mouthed coke fiends. There is really nothing worse.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    This is like the time there was a big news story about how dogs have different kinds of dogs. Obviously discovered by scientists who were drunk cat-people, because us dog-people never noticed that before.
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    Image of Kosar Söze Kosar Söze
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    THAT explains why I find Eric Clapton so annoying.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    01/06/09

    @SnarkTwain: I think I get that, so, HAHA.
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    Image of Miss Sweeney Miss Sweeney
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    But did cocaine make the bees steal other people's coke-laden pants and then cause them to careen recklessly down LA freeways chasing their assistants? And then blame it all on the bee who owned the pants?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/06/09

    @Miss Sweeney: Imagining tiny bee-size coke pants. Lulz.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Weird. When I do coke, I make honey.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/06/09

    @BadUncle: Is that why all the ladies say you give it up so sweet?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/06/09

    @BookishLookish: are you trying to get into my Honey Comb Hideout?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    I am too drunk to understand the graph, but "five or more" sex partners--is that supposed to be per month? Per year?
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    if i'm ever arrested, i'm going to use the "it's not like i'm the local drug lord! it's for my bees" excuse too.
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    Image of Altaira Altaira
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Bees don't have enough to worry about these day without being kidnapped and drugged?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/06/09

    @bekah:


    I hope to keep them alive so as to appropriate the surplus value generated by their labor.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/06/09

    @bekah: You know they made a hell of a lot of honey, though, all hopped up on coke.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    "I'm not like the local drug lord." From the bee POV, you sure are!
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    In related news, drug studies that prove things anyone who has ever done drugs already knows are apparently very popular with the foundations that fund this sort of research.
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Drunk gay dudes are especially likely to bone.


    Only in the broadest, nonliteral sense of the term.

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    01/06/09

    In reply to Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny
    Coke works better if more than one person is doing it. Everything everyone says is interesting to everyone.
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    01/06/09

    @iplaudius: Coke works better if more than one person is doing it.


    Spoken like a man who doesn't have any coke.

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