PS: Just what the world needs, a fucking DJ AM shoe line. Because nobody knows shoes like a gastric-bypassed drug addict. Put it on the shelf next to Paris Hilton's 52-Piece Wrench Set and the Dr. Phil Catamaran.
@NigelAstydameia: To be fair, I found myself standing next to him during an LCD Soundsystem set at Lollapalooza a few years ago, and he was wearing really, really awesome shoes. I told him that they were awesome, and he looked at me snottily.
But to Chris, a slap in the face is no big deal, so maybe he meant it like "Yeah, that show was a slap in the face ('got my attention.') I'll have to beat the fucking crap out of Oprah ('talk to her about it') next time I see that fat bitch ('weight challenged TV host')."
Note to Chris Brown: "Slap in face" -- not the best phrase, is it?
Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.
@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: Chris Brown should be looking over his shoulder... I mean, shit, has anyone seen or heard from Stedman in like 9 years...? He's probably buried out back of the Harpo Studios between a couple of old cocker spaniels...
Oprah annoys me. Yes, I said it. She's grating and irritating and her power reign over (the world) is almost silly. She has a talk show. and. that. is. all. So I could care less that he made a comment about her. I'm more inclined to think that Chris Brown shouldn't be talking about how upset he was after hearing the reaction, no matter the source, to his domestic violence issues.
Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.
Chris Brown, the kid is done. Look at the list of enemies Oprah has laid to rest, James Frey, the Texas cattle industry and Hilary Clinton. Each one is bigger than the next. The Oprah will probably send Gayle King to finish him after the long weekend.
Taye Diggs's and Idina Menzel's son is named Walker, not Walter. And damn, if that kid can't sing or act, it might be a bigger embarrassment than it might've been if Shiloh were born unattractive.
@Atilla the Bun: I suspect the pastel sweater and bow tie combo was supposed to make him look young and harmless, like a kindergartener posing for school pictures. (Still no word on when and why men in the R&B and hip-hop world decided Palm Beach hausfrau earrings were a necessary badass accessory.)
I'm bored with Chris Brown, and I couldn't care less about his hurt feelings. I know there are plenty of other talented people who can, (and will) replace him, who don't choose to knock around women. He had it all and he threw it away. It's an old story. Yawn.
@baconismyaesthetic: The kid's name is actually Walker, not Walter, so he's a little safer on that front. Although "Walker Diggs" sounds kind of like a caveman narration.
"Woodward, a registered Republican, did not vote. He couldn't decide whether he was more uneasy with the disorganization and naive idealism of McGovern's campaign or with Richard Nixon's conduct. And he believed that not voting enabled him to be more objective in reporting on Watergate- a view Bernstein regarded as silly."
@ipaidipod: I'm forced to guess at what your point is.
Hamilton Nolan had a point when he said that it's hard not to form an opinion of who's better when you're a reporter. Especially in the last election. That was a pretty clear decision, wasn't it?
Furthermore, Woodward is confused, which doesn't jive with his status as a highly respected legend in journalism. He confuses objectivity with journalistic integrity and transparency. Just to make it clear, let me outline the difference: Your objectivity is instrumental in your being able to pick a side to vote for, your journalistic integrity requires you to be fair to both parties even after having done so and your transparency requires you to be upfront your reasons for having done everything. That's my definition of a good journalist. Woodware conflates everything into one term, which makes it completely meaningless.
If anyone has Woodwards number, I would like to call him about coming to my "battleground state" and registering as a Republican so that there will be two of us in 2012.
@ChillbearLatrigue: Joan Didion has his number. From Political Fictions: "What seems most remarkable in this new Woodward book is exactly what seemed remarkable in the previous Woodward books, each of which was presented as the insiders' inside story and each of which went on to become a number-one bestseller: these are books in which measurable cerebral activity is virtually absent."
This only encourages me to think his whole "uncovering Watergate" thing was just a delicious bit of luck and it coulda been done by a spunky Muncie Star Press obit writer.
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Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.
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Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.
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Message to his idiot publicist: There's a reason most male defendants at criminal trials and mourners at funerals are dressed in dark suits and ties.
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Time to slink away into obscurity now.
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A fracking slap in the face. Which lately you've been giving, not receiving. Please STFU.
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"Woodward, a registered Republican, did not vote. He couldn't decide whether he was more uneasy with the disorganization and naive idealism of McGovern's campaign or with Richard Nixon's conduct. And he believed that not voting enabled him to be more objective in reporting on Watergate- a view Bernstein regarded as silly."
Oh, yes. Big news.
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Hamilton Nolan had a point when he said that it's hard not to form an opinion of who's better when you're a reporter. Especially in the last election. That was a pretty clear decision, wasn't it?
Furthermore, Woodward is confused, which doesn't jive with his status as a highly respected legend in journalism. He confuses objectivity with journalistic integrity and transparency. Just to make it clear, let me outline the difference: Your objectivity is instrumental in your being able to pick a side to vote for, your journalistic integrity requires you to be fair to both parties even after having done so and your transparency requires you to be upfront your reasons for having done everything. That's my definition of a good journalist. Woodware conflates everything into one term, which makes it completely meaningless.
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He more than did his part to get Bush re-elected in 2004.
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Contrast this with the books he published after the election.
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"What seems most remarkable in this new Woodward book is exactly what seemed remarkable in the previous Woodward books, each of which was presented as the insiders' inside story and each of which went on to become a number-one bestseller: these are books in which measurable cerebral activity is virtually absent."
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