Billionaire Punks Fuck Off

A polite guy like Bernie Sanders won’t tell America’s ultra rich to fuck off, but he won’t tell you not to tell them to fuck off, either.
Bed Bugs Demand Recognition from the United Nations
The greatest threat to world security is currently bed bugs, which reportedly stormed the United Nations this week.
Have a Look at the Column City Paper's Owners Didn't Want You to Read
When Baltimore's City Paper was sold to the company that owns the Baltimore Sun earlier this year, the first casualty of its independence—before the sale even went through—was the February 26 column by City Paper stalwart and occasional Gawker and Kinja contributor Joe MacLeod. MacLeod's "Mr. Wrong" column, written in…
English Guy Teaches Japanese Speakers How to Use "Fuck" Correctly
As we've been told a million times before, "Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck." Sadly, this versatile, essential word has been largely left out of English education in Japan, so a British fellow took it upon himself to fix the problem.
Here's a Supercut of Every F-Word in The Wolf of Wall Street
The Wolf of Wall Street holds the record for most F-bombs in a single film—(not counting a documentary about the word "fuck," because that's cheating)—with 569. This supercut contains two-and-half solid minutes of F-words from Martin Scorsese's profane fucksterpiece.
Barack Obama Sells 'Big F-ing Deal' T-Shirt
Joe Biden's health reform-related hot mic gaffe—"This is a big fucking deal"—appears to have inspired a t-shirt for sale on BarackObama.com. Unless the undisclosed abbreviation stands for something else entirely, of course. Like Biden's Flying Dinosaur.
The Best Fucking Financial Crisis Books
This is fun: Paul Kedrosky has assembled a list of books about the financial crisis which contain the most instances of the word "fuck." Surprisingly less than we expected, given the topic. Full list, after the jump:
Brooklyn to Bruce Ratner: F— You
Negative role model Joe Biden's four-letter influence has taken hold, at the corner of Flatbush and St. Marks, where mischievous Brooklyn protested developer Bruce Ratner's Atlantic Yards gentrification party today. Ratner is not amused. But everyone else is!
Hero Watch
San Francisco Supervisor Chris Daly's 2010 resolution is to say "fuck" at every city meeting.
Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
Former John Edwards campaign insider Andrew Young won't STFU. Karl Lagerfeld was told to STFU by Heidi Klum's people. Courtney Love trashed a hotel room. Harry Potter cast members got Swine Flu! Presenting your firework-cinged post July 4th Gossip Roundup!
If You Live In Houston, You're Probably a Bottom
So say statistics, anyway! Gayblog TheSword recently compiled some Craigslist data, and figured out that when men are looking online to do sex with other men, certain cities trend heavily toward the receiving end. Chief among them is Houston—where 70% of folks are looking to fill the void.
Last Interesting Thing About the Oscars Ruled Illegal
Supreme Court reverses the "one-free-expletive" on live TV ruling; no more fucks at awards shows.
McLovin' Drops an F-Bomb on Kimmel to Stunned Silence
While everyone was watching Barack Obama on Leno last night, that increasingly-prickish-seeming McLovin' kid, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, was on Jimmy Kimmel's not-actually-live show last night saying "fuckin'" and not getting bleeped. Not that anyone noticed.
Suri Cruise Awfully Full Of Herself For A Baby
Yesterday Forbes named Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's 2-year-old daughter Suri, a child made of moonbeams and space rock, Hollywood's Hottest Tot. Not in a gross sexy way, but in a she-commands-a-lot-of-attention way. It's true! And she's gotten rather haughty and big of head about it lately. Why just look at the…
Scarborough Slapped With Tape Delay
MSNBC moved to protect America from Joe Scarborough and his vile, cursed curses. According to Broadcasting & Cable, the Morning Joe host will be delayed seven seconds to hopefully prevent a repeat of his on-air "fuck you" Monday morning. That puts the former Republican Congressman in the same electronic dunce cap as…
