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My Correspondence With Joel Stein And His Wife
At the Time 100 gala a few months ago, I approached Joel Stein ("humorist," LA Times and Time columnist), whose relationship with this website has been, shall we say, tense, and introduced myself. Almost immediately, he asked why Gawker hates him. He said he "really wanted to know." He also said that his wife gets really upset when she reads Gawker and sees all the mean things people say about her DH. As we parted, I offered to send Joel and his wife a Gawker commenter invite. In the grand tradition of people leaving this place with a fuck-you to the people who, despite being total hacks, have managed to wrangle themselves a lucrative, high-profile job in journalism, I've decided to post our correspondence. Joel Stein, congratulations. You're my Joe Dolce. More »
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Letter From the Outgoing Editor: I Haven't Had Champagne for a Long Time
Brace yourselves, because here comes the sincere part. I've no idea what to say, actually. Let's be honest: I'm pretty choked up right now and I have no business writing this site if all I'm going to do is blubber at my keyboard. One of the worst things about working from home is that I'm all alone, and there's nobody around to smack me. Or pour me drinks. More »
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Personal Blind Item Party!
They're no Joe Dolce, but here are some more parting gifts: More »
fuck it i'm so out of here
Burning Bridges Update: Gay Mafia Thinks It's Regular Mafia
Shortly after everyone gathered around the campfire for a story about Star editor Joe Dolce and how he's a bona fide douchebag, this came in: More »
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Burning Bridges That Never Really Mattered: Joe Dolce Edition
The general consensus seems to be that with my last few gawking hours, I might as well write the stuff that I couldn't write before. When you put it like that, though — it's your last chance ever! — I kind of space out. There's so much shit-slinging every single day, I can't even keep track of all the dramatics. But there was one recent incident that I'd been saving for when it might prove useful, and now seems like a good time for sharing. More »
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