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Hefner Selling Playboy to Support Barbie Addiction

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FrozenHaddock
05/22/09

In reply to Hefner Selling Playboy to Support Barbie Addiction
The other day I woke up with the side of my face in what I was certain was a puddle of my own blood and so I decided not to go to work or even move my head in case I hemorrhaged to death but around 3 pm I realized that it was just drool.
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Tart of Darkness
05/22/09

@FrozenHaddock: I hate when that happens! Where you in the bathtub when you woke up?
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Tremonius
05/22/09

In reply to Hefner Selling Playboy to Support Barbie Addiction
I hear the tRump will buy up Playboy based upon a nudge-nudge misunderstanding about the Chief sleeping with all the pinups, whereas there's no truth to it, of course, as Hef is gay.
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olivia2.0
05/22/09

@Tremonius: I realize I just finished a triple latte in a record 9.5 minutes, but this makes no sense to me.
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Tremonius
05/22/09

@olivia2.0: Trump, the Donald, will buy Playboy and excpet to cash in on the ancient myth that Hef sleeps with all the models. He will be disappointed, or just maybe the models will.
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Tremonius
05/22/09

@Tremonius: "excpet" is an expectation based on exception, as in the preference granted to celebrities on Amtrak. I just made that up, but I know of someone who during the days of typewriters when special reports could have no typos and so you'd have to do the page over if you hit the wrong key who always attempted to weave his thesis around any typing errors. Entropy.
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krismry
05/22/09

@Tremonius: wo! i am totally impressed, i always wanted to know someone who knew someone in the counter intel division at langley !!
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Tremonius
05/22/09

@krismry: What, you thought they did up those NIEs in Powerpoint? IBM Secelctrics with reams of foolscap, and when they mistype "severed" for "several" before heads of state then you just move your subject from the Group of 20 to Somalia.
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Smitros
05/22/09

In reply to Hefner Selling Playboy to Support Barbie Addiction
As long as we're talking media, will there be a wrap-up of last night's star-studded roof party?
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Ken Layne
05/22/09

In reply to Hefner Selling Playboy to Support Barbie Addiction
The sale of the San Diego Union Tribune, America's worst paper, had little to do with the paper itself: It was all about Copley's prime real estate in Mission Valley & La Jolla.

But it's hilarious that the LA police union might get the right-wing idiots on the UT's op-ed pages fired. Those wingnuts used to love cops, esp. when the cops shot Mexicans!
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Hamilton Nolan
05/22/09

@Ken Layne: Why can't we support our brave police no matter which racial minority they may be shooting?
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