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    Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    04/07/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Rupe is completely off base. She was screaming because he was reading her the next Christopher Hitchens column.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Because there's no way the groupies of old, rich powerful guys would ever fake those noises of ecstasy. Oh no. Gotta be the real deal, for sure.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    I guess now we know where his son gets it.              
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    04/06/09

    @iplaudius: Hmmm, so the son also rises?
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Literally noone has a sense of humour anymore. To the point that a humorous remark has to be pointed out to people on Gawker.


    Rupert Everett. Rupert Everett people.

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize
    Been goin' at it all night long
    Well I'm trying to get some sleep
    But these motel walls are cheap
    Rupert Everett is my name and here's my song
    Here's my song...
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    How did he know Graydon was directly above him? You might know he was on the floor above. But did Rupert ask Graydon how many rooms down from the elevator he was? Maybe it was a very small hotel? Fishy.
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    04/06/09

    @CaptainFantastic: They were in bunkbeds?
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    Image of flossy flossy
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Wait--his buffoon hair hides a monster cock?! Perhaps it's just me, but I don't think I could muster anything but disgust at a penis sprouting from the top of a man's head, enormous or not.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    she rolled a triple in bunco is all..
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Not a quality hotel if you can hear the screams from the floor above, for heaven's sake. Maybe Graydon sounds like a woman when HE screams...
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    When Graydon asked her if she had come, both she and Everett simultaneously shouted "Yes!".
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    It wasn't Graydon. Graydon has people for this sort of thing.
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    04/06/09

    @son of spam: Well played!
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    That sound was probably Graydon pleasuring himself.
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    04/06/09

    @aurora*raby: Or, to a cassette, for "ambient sounds".
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    04/06/09

    @Clarissima: Right. That was my first thought -- something like the "Sounds of the Haunted House" record I would play over and over again as a child.
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    Image of slainte_pants slainte_pants
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Kinda makes me wish my girlfriend fucked like a whore.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/06/09

    @slainte_pants:


    Whores don't cook, though.

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    Image of theartdodger theartdodger
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Rupert needs to stick to running shitty-ass newspapers. In order for him to be an, "amazing fuck," at the very least,


    1.) Rupert would've had to listen to him have sex with a number of women, with Carter satisfying them all. In addition,

    2.) Rupert would've had to listen to the woman have sex with a number of men, and compared her reactions to these men with her reaction to Carter. God forbid, the woman might actually enjoy all of the sex she has, regardless of the man.


    Be sexist. Be dumb. But, try not to be both, to staggering heights, at the same time.

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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    04/06/09

    @theartdodger: I know it's confusing but Rupert Everett and Rupert Murdoch are not the same person.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    04/06/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Yep. "Be dumb". Still, the idea of confusing Everett and Murdoch IS rather amusing.
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    Image of theartdodger theartdodger
    04/06/09

    @Carol Gardens:


    See, there you go. I was dumb. But, I saved my sexism for another time.

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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    04/06/09

    @theartdodger: Appreciated!
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    Image of nickcarroway nickcarroway
    04/06/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter: 'An Amazing Fuck'
    Rupert was coerced into writing this blurb by Graydon who, apparently, is now Rupert's only source of do-re-me.
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    04/06/09

    @nickcarroway: No coincidence that "do" and "me" are in do-re-me.
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